Dad Jokes about Easter for 2025.
This is my latest personally curated list of amazingly bad and funny dad jokes for 2025.
Welcome to “Hopping into Laughter: Easter Dad Jokes to Crack You Up!”—where my jokes are dyed with humor, and my puns are even more colorful than your eggs. I promise, this list will have you bunny-snorting in no time. Now, grab your basket, because these yolks are egg-stra special!
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Why are people always tired in April?
Because they just finished a 31-day March. -
How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur looking good?
With hare spray! -
Why did the bunny build a new house?
He was fed up with the hole thing! -
What do you call a queue of rabbits jumping backwards?
A receding hare-line. -
What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite sport?
Basket-ball! -
What do you call a forgetful bunny?
A hare-brain! -
What do you call a sleeping Easter egg?
Egg-zhausted. -
Why do rabbits eat carrots?
Because they don’t want to be nearsighted! -
Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken! -
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny. -
Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a good joke?
It might crack up! -
What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?
A hot cross bunny. -
Why did the Easter egg go to school?
To get egg-ucated! -
What do you call a mischievous egg?
A practical yolker. -
What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite dance move?
The bunny hop, of course! -
How does the Easter Bunny travel?
By hareplane. -
What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite kind of story?
A cotton tale. -
How do bunnies stay healthy?
Eggercise! -
What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear?
14 carrot gold. -
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
He kept quacking the eggs! -
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower?
A hare-raising experience! -
What’s a rabbit’s favorite music?
Hip-hop! -
What’s a bunny’s motto?
Don’t be mad, be hoppy! - Why did the Easter egg hide?
It was a little chicken!
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