This is my latest personally curated list of hilariously bad dad jokes for 2025.

Lights, camera, groan! Welcome to “Roll Film: Movie-Related Dad Jokes 2025,” where the only thing cheesier than the popcorn is the punchline. Grab your popcorn and suspend your disbelief—these jokes are reel-ly something else!

1. Why did the pirate get his ship for so cheap?
   It was on sail.

2. How did Anakin Skywalker know what Obi-Wan bought him for his birthday?
   He felt his presents!

3. How do you organize a party on Mars?
   You planet.

4. How did the puppies get across the lake?
   Doggie paddle.

5. The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar.
   It was tense.

6. Did you know the first French fries weren’t actually cooked in France?
   They were cooked in Greece.

7. I don’t trust stairs.
   They are always up to something.

8. I told my daughter, “Go to bed, the cows are sleeping in the field.” She said, “What’s that got to do with anything?”
   I said, “That means it’s pasture bedtime”.

9. Why didn’t Han Solo enjoy his steak dinner?
   It was Chewie.

10. Kid: Dad, I’m hungry.
    Dad: Well, Hi hungry, I’m dad.

11. Do you know how many people are dead in that cemetery?
    All of them.

12. The bank keeps calling me to give me compliments.
    They say I have an outstanding balance.

13. Today my daughter stopped reading to ask me, ‘Can I have a book mark’?
    I burst into tears — she’s 12 years old and still doesn’t know my name.

14. I am terrified of elevators.
    I’m going to take steps to avoid them.

15. Did you hear about the racing snail who got rid of his shell?
    He thought it would make him faster, but it just made him sluggish.

16. How does a man on the moon cut his hair?
    Eclipse it.

17. I used to have a job at a calendar factory, but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.

18. Did you hear that I’m reading a book about anti-gravity?
    It’s impossible to put down.

19. The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference.
    He acquired his size from too much pi.

20. How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
    Ten-tickles.

21. We all know about Murphy’s Law: Anything that can go wrong will go wrong. But have you heard of Cole’s Law?
    It’s thinly sliced cabbage.

22. How do billboards talk to each other?
    Sign language.

23. FedEx and UPS are merging.
    They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

24. How come no one trusts atoms?
    Because they make up everything.

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