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Please add your favorite knock knock joke in the comment section, if you know a good one 😅.

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My Favorite Knock Knock Jokes for Kids.

1. Old Lady Knock Knock Joke.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

A little old lady.

A little old lady who?

I didn’t know you could yodel!

(also works with ‘Yoda Lady’)

2. Hawaii Knock knock Joke.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Hawaii

Hawaii who?

I’m good. Hawaii you?

3. Doorbell Knock Knock Joke.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Doorbell repair man.

4. Interupting Knock Knock Joke.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there

Interrupting cow

Interup…

Mooooo!

5. Car Knock Knock Joke.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there

Cargo

Cargo who?

No, car go ‘toot toot’

6. Poo Knock Knock Joke.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Europe.

Europe who?

No, YOU’RE a poo!

7. Shmellmop Knock Knock Joke.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Shmellmop.

Shmellmop who?

No! I will NOT!

9. Disgusting Knock Knock Joke

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

I eat map.

I eat map who?

Oh god, that’s disgusting!

(Disgusting joke, but kids love this one)

10. Pig Knock Knock Joke.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Oink oink.

Oink oink who?

Are you a pig, or an owl?

11. Who Knock Knock Joke.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

To.

To who?

Actually, it’s “to whom.”

12. Broken Pencil Knock Knock Joke.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

A broken pencil.

A broken pencil who?

Never mind… it’s pointless.

13. Suspense Knock Knock Joke.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Suspense.

Suspense who?

…

14. Daisy Knock Knock Joke.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Daisy.

Daisy who?

Daisy me rollin’, they hatin’…

15. Atch Knock Knock Joke.

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Atch

Atch who?

Bless you!

16. Crybaby Knock knock Joke.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Boo

Boo who?

You don’t have to cry, it’s just a joke!

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150+ Knock-Knock Jokes:

1. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Somebody too short to ring the doorbell!

2. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Winnie.

Winnie who?

Winnie the Pooh!

3. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Figs.

Figs who?

Figs the doorbell, it’s not working!

4. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Juan.

Juan who?

Juan more joke and I’m done!

5. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Cash.

Cash who?

Nah, I’m more into almonds.

6. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Arfur.

Arfur who?

Arfur got!

7. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Iona.

Iona who?

Iona new toy!

8. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Lettuce.

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!

9. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Amarillo.

Amarillo who?

Amarillo nice person.

10. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Fanny.

Fanny who?

Fanny more knock-knock jokes?

11. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Stopwatch.

Stopwatch who?

Stopwatch you’re doing and let me in!

12. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Dishes.

Dishes who?

Dish is a nice place!

13. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Woo.

Woo who?

Glad you’re excited, too!

14. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Rory.

Rory who?

Rory about it later, open up!

15. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Peas.

Peas who?

Peas open the door!

16. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Kurtch.

Kirtch who?

God bless you!

17. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Impatient cow.

Impatient cow wh-?

Mooooo!

18. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Alex.

Alex who?

Alex-plain later!

19. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Amish.

Amish who?

You’re not a shoe!

20. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Honey bee.

Honey bee who?

Honey bee a dear and get that for me, please!

21. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Roach.

Roach who?

Roach you a text. Did you get it?

22. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Adore.

Adore who?

Adore is between us, so open it!

23. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Thermos.

Thermos who?

Thermos be a better way to get to you.

24. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

I am.

I am who?

Wait, you don’t know who you are?

25. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Viper.

Viper who?

Viper nose, it’s running!

26. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Says.

Says who?

Says me!

27. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Nana.

Nana who?

Nana your business!

28. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Abbot.

Abbot who?

Abbot time you opened the door!

29. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Needle.

Needle who?

Needle little help right now!

30. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Europe.

Europe who?

No I’m not!

31. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Hal.

Hal who?

Hal will you know if you don’t open the door?

32. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Abby.

Abby who?

Abby birthday to you!

33. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Quack.

Quack who?

Quack open the door, it’s me!

34. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Alec.

Alec who?

Alectricity. BUZZ!

35. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Schold.

Scold who?

Scold enough out here to go ice skating!

36. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

37. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Yule.

Yule who?

Yule never guess who it is!

38. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Police.

Police who?

Police let me in, it’s chilly out!

39. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Anee.

Anee who?

Anee one you like!

40. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Voodoo.

Voodoo who?

Voodoo you think you are?

41. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Isabel.

Isabel who?

Isabel working?

42. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Aliens.

Alien who?

Um, how many aliens do you know?

43. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Thermos.

Thermos who?

Thermos be a better way to get to you.

44. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Radio.

Radio who?

Radio not, here I come!

45. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Etch.

Etch who?

Bless you!

46. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

CD.

CD who?

CD person on your doorstep?

47. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Quiche.

Quiche who?

Can I quiche you goodnight?

48. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Dwayne.

Dwayne who?

Dwayne the tub, I’m drowning.

49. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Fanny.

Fanny who?

Fanny more knock-knock jokes?

50. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Icy.

Icy who?

Icy you looking at me!

51. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Yoda.

Yoda who?

Yoda one I’ve been looking for!

52. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Arthur.

Arthur who?

Arthur any leftovers?

53. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

A little old lady.

A little old lady who?

Hey, you can yodel!

54. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Luke.

Luke who?

Luke through the peep hole and find out!

55. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Dwayne.

Dwayne who?

Dwayne the sink. I need to use it!

56. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Watson.

Watson who?

Watson TV right now?

57. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Anee.

Anee who?

Anee one you like!

58. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Abbot.

Abbot who?

Abbot you don’t know who this is!

59. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Otto.

Otto who?

Otto be a law against bad jokes!

60. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Mary.

Mary who?

Mary Christmas!

61. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Tank.

Tank who?

You’re welcome!

62. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Mustache.

Mustache who?

I mustache you a question.

63. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Cows go

Cows go who?

Cows don’t go who, they go moo!

64. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Aida.

Aida who?

Aida sandwich for lunch today.

65. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Dewey.

Dewey who?

Dewey have to keep doing this?

66. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Water.

Water who?

Water you doing telling jokes right now? Don’t you have things to do?

67. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Abbot.

Abbot who?

Abbot you don’t know who this is!

68. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Avenue.

Avenue who?

Avenue knocked on this door before?

69. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Tank.

Tank who?

You’re welcome!

70. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Finn.

Finn who?

Finn-ish your joke before I laugh!

71. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Sadie.

Sadie who?

Sadie magic word and I’ll come in!

72. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Olive.

Olive who?

Olive you.

73. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Canoe.

Canoe who?

Canoe help me get inside?

74. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Mustache.

Mustache who?

I mustache you a question.

75. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Otto.

Otto who?

Otto know. I forgot.

76. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Althea.

Althea who?

Althea later alligator!

77. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Luke.

Luke who?

Luke through the peep hole and find out!

78. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Snow.

Snow who?

Snow use. The joke is over.

79. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Cher.

Cher who?

Cher would be nice if you opened the door!

80. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Ben.

Ben who?

Ben knocking for 10 minutes!

81. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Imma.

Imma who?

Imma getting older waiting for you to open up!

82. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Police.

Police who?

Police let me in, it’s chilly out!

83. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Dwayne.

Dwayne who?

Dwayne the tub, I’m drowning.

84. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

A little old lady.

A little old lady who?

Hey, you can yodel!

85. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Snow.

Snow who?

Snow use. The joke is over.

86. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Dewey.

Dewey who?

Dewey have to keep doing this?

87. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Figs.

Figs who?

Figs the doorbell, it’s not working!

88. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Razorgame.

Razor who?

Razor hands, this is a stick-up!

89. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Turnip.

Turnip who?

Turnip the volume, I love this song!

90. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Aida.

Aida who?

Aida sandwich for lunch today.

91. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Scold.

Scold who?

Scold enough out here to go ice skating!

92. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Otis.

Otis who?

Otis a nice day for a walk!

93. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Ketchup.

Ketchup who?

Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!

94. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Spella.

Spell who?

W. H. O.

95. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Hawaii.

Hawaii who?

I’m good. Hawaii you?

96. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Juicy.

Juicy who?

Juicy who’s knocking?

97. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Fanny.

Fanny who?

Fanny more knock-knock jokes?

98. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Razor.

Razor who?

Razor hands, this is a stick-up!

99. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Noah.

Noah who?

Noah good place we can go hang out?

100. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Police.

Police who?

Police stop telling these jokes!

101. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Nobel.

Nobel who?

Nobel…that’s why I knocked.

102. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Alice.

Alice who?

Alice fair in love and war.

103. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Anita.

Anita who?

Let me in! Anita borrow something.

104. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Leaf.

Leaf who?

Leaf me alone!

105. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Iran.

Iran who?

Iran here. I’m tired!

106. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Amos.

Amos who?

A mosquito. Look, right there!

107. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Some.

Some who?

Maybe some day you’ll recognize me!

108. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Dozen.

Dozen who?

Dozen anyone want to let me in?

109. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Ira.

Ira who?

Ira member you!

110. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Yvonne.

Yvonne who?

Yvonne so many jokes already!

111. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Lemon.

Lemon who?

Lemon introduce myself!

112. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Juicy.

Juicy who?

Juicy who’s knocking?

113. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Thermos.

Thermos who?

Thermos be a better way to get to you.

114. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Dishes.

Dishes who?

Dish is a nice place!

115. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Dwayne.

Dwayne who?

Dwayne the sink. I need to use it!

116. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Yukon.

Yukon who?

Yukon say that again!

117. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Canoe.

Canoe who?

Canoe help me get inside?

118. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Harry.

Harry who?

Harry up, I’ve got places to be!

119. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Radio.

Radio who?

Radio not, here I come!

120. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Wooden shoe.

Wooden shoe who?

Wooden shoe like to know!

121. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Owls.

Owls who?

Yes, they do!

122. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Leon.

Leon who?

Leon me, when you’re not strong!

123. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Turnip.

Turnip who?

Turnip the volume, I love this song!

124. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Yeti.

Yeti who?

Yeti another knock-knock joke!

125. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you going to let me in?

126. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Impatient cow.

Impatient cow wh-?

Mooooo!

127. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Icy.

Icy who?

Icy you looking at me!

128. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Viper.

Viper who?

Viper nose, it’s running!

129. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Spell.

Spell who?

W. H. O.

130. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Mustache.

Mustache who?

I mustache you a question.

131. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Yule.

Yule who?

Yule never guess who it is!

132. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Fanny.

Fanny who?

Fanny more knock-knock jokes?

133. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Etch.

Etch who?

Bless you!

134. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Boo.

Boo who?

Don’t cry, it’s just a joke.

135. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Canoe.

Canoe who?

Canoe come out now?

136. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Alfie.

Alfie who?

Alfie terrible if you don’t let me in!

137. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Alien.

Alien who?

Um, how many aliens do you know?

138. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Andrew.

Andrew who?

Andrew a picture!

139. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Eugene.

Eugene who?

Eugene a great friend to me!

140. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Cargo.

Cargo who?

Cargo beep beep and vroom vroom!

141. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Gorilla.

Gorilla who?

Gorilla me a burger, will you?

142. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Sheila.

Sheila who?

Sheila be coming around the mountain!

143. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Dewey.

Dewey who?

Dewey have to keep doing this?

144. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Sue.

Sue who?

Sue much to do, so little time.

145. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Penny.

Penny who?

Penny for your thoughts?

146. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Tabby.

Tabby who?

Tabby or not tabby, that is the question!

147. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Kent.

Kent who?

Kent you tell by my voice?

148. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Quiche.

Quiche who?

Can I quiche you goodnight?

149. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

A herd.

A herd who?

A herd you were home, so here I am!

150. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Wanda.

Wanda who?

Wanda hang out later?

151. Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Police.

Police who?

Police stop telling these jokes!

 

Where did Knock Knock Jokes come from (Origin Story).

Knock-knock jokes, in their modern form, became popular in the United States during the early to mid-20th century, especially around the 1930s, when there was a brief “knock-knock” craze that spread through newspapers, radio shows, and social gatherings. The comedic setup, however, has deeper roots:

Shakespeare’s Influence.

One of the earliest literary references sometimes linked to the knock-knock style comes from Shakespeare’s Macbeth (Act 2, Scene 3), in which a drunken porter repeatedly says “Knock, knock” while imagining who might be at the gate. Though this scene doesn’t follow the joke format as we know it, it shows an early example of using “Knock, knock” as a prompt for comedic or dramatic effect.

The most direct ancestors to modern knock-knock jokes surfaced during the 1930s in the United States, where “knock-knock” humor briefly took the country by storm. Newspapers of the era featured columns of “Knock, knock. Who’s there?” bits, and popular radio variety shows would use them as quick fillers or audience-participation gags.

Part of the appeal is the quick, formulaic setup:

“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
Punch line (often playing on words or puns).

This back-and-forth remains easy for people of all ages to join in on and adapt, which explains its longevity. Over time, knock-knock jokes became a staple in children’s joke books and everyday “dad joke” humor, largely because of their simplicity, reliance on puns, and call-and-response style that draws the listener in.

funny knock knock jokes
…and some funny knock knock jokes for adults…

Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Adults.

Ok, I put these at the bottom, so kids don’t run into them. They require some understanding, or may be a little dirty.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Dejav.

Dejav who?

Knock, Knock.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scotsman.

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scotsman who?

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scotsman walk into the wrong joke setup. The barman says “You shouldn’t be in here!” The Scotsman replies “Well we did knock.”

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Hike

Hike who?

Unsuspecting son. Dad waiting with bated breath. Sets the perfect trap.

(Hint: its a Haiku poem.)

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Dishes

Dishes who?

Dishes a very bad joke

(This is a very bad joke, Sean Connery accent)

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

The Gestapo

The Gestapo who?

Ve will ask ze questions!

Knock Knock

‚Who‘s there?‘

‚Maya‘

‚Maya who?‘

‚Maya Ha Haa…‘

(Sing the last part)

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Dunno

To get to the idiots house!

Knock knock

Who’s there?

The chicken!

Do you know a good knock knock joke? Share it with us in the comment section.

Knock Knock.

who’s there

Colin

Colin who?

Colonization. Just kidding, colonizers don’t knock before coming in.

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