Best Dad Jokes 2025

These are some of the best dad jokes in 2025 that I could find. Please also visit our main Dad Jokes page (curated) for the complete page of 300+ new dad jokes that you haven’t heard before, and that will actually make you laugh 😁!

The Best Dad Jokes of 2025.

Welcome to the ultimate collection of groan-worthy, laugh-out-loud dad jokes for 2025! This year has brought us plenty of new reasons to smile, and we’ve gathered the absolute best jokes that are sure to make you chuckle, cringe, or both!

The 150+ funniest Dad Jokes of 2025 (and 2024) 😁. Something for everyone: Dad Jokes for kids, dad jokes adults, one-liner dad jokes and the obligatory puns.

Whether you’re looking to impress your kids, liven up a party, or just need a quick pick-me-up, these dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver. Get ready to roll your eyes and laugh your heart out – because 2025’s dad jokes are better (and cheesier) than ever!

Good 2025 Dad Jokes (According to Reddit and other Social Media).

1. Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four, it would be a sedan.
2. What’s the easiest building to lift? A lighthouse.
3. Why do ducks have feathers on their tails? To hide their butt-quacks.
4. Why are frogs good at baseball? They know how to catch fly balls.
5. What did the buffalo say to her son on the first day of school? “Bison.”
6. Why do sweaters tend to hang out together? They’re pretty close-knit.
7. I was going to tell a sodium joke, then I thought, “Na.”
8. What’s the best way to get to the hospital after breaking your foot? Tow truck.
9. Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, “Any idea how to drive this thing?”
10. I don’t tell dad jokes that often. But when I do, he laughs.
11. What did the pirate say on his birthday? “Aye, matey!”
12. Did you hear about the archeologist that got fired? His career is in ruins.
13. What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling.

The Best Dad Jokes of 2024.

1. How much does it cost to swim with sharks? An arm and a leg.
2. Why do turkeys play percussion? They have drumsticks.
3. What kind of underpants do lawyers wear? Briefs.
4. What do you call it when a cow grows facial hair? A moo-stache.
5. How do you make an eggroll? You push it.
6. Did you hear about the cleaners who went to space? They ended up scrubbing the mission.
7. Why are most people tired on April 1? They’ve just finished a 31-day March.
8. What did one toilet say to the other? You appear a bit flushed.
9. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? They woke him up.
10. Where do birds stay when they travel? Someplace cheep.
11. Why did the rabbit go to the salon? It was having a bad hare day.
12. What kind of felines can bowl? Alley cats.
13. How do you light up a sports stadium? With a soccer match.
14. What did one wall say to the other? I’ll meet you at the corner.
15. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it.
16. What’s the best way to catch a fish? Ask someone to throw it to you.
17. Why did the orchestra get struck by lightning? It had a conductor.
18. What kind of bagel can travel? A plain bagel.
19. Why can’t leopards play hide-and-seek? Because they’re always spotted.
20. How do you hire a horse? Put up a ladder.
21. What do clouds wear beneath their pants? Thunderwear.
22. Why did the cow go to Hollywood? To be in the moo-vies.
23. Did you hear about the two rowboats that got into an argument? It was an oar-deal.
24. Did you hear about the cat that ate a lemon? Now it’s a sour puss.
25. What do you call an anxious fly? A jitterbug.
26. Why did the pony ask for a glass of water? Because it was a little horse.
27. How do you make a robot angry? Keep pushing his buttons.
28. Why did the man bring his watch to the bank? He wanted to save time.
29. What did the beach say when the tide came in? Long time no sea.
30. What do you call a fake dad? A faux pas.
31. Is there anything worse than when it’s raining cats and dogs? Yes, hailing taxis.
32. What’s the best way to make a bandstand? Take away their chairs.
33. Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
34. I adopted a dog from a blacksmith. As soon as I brought him home, he made a bolt for the door.
35. What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
36. How did the piano get locked out of its car? It lost its keys.
37. I told a bad chemistry joke once. I got no reaction.
38. I’ve never been a fan of facial hair. But now it’s starting to grow on me.
39. When’s the best time to call your dentist? Tooth-hurty.
40. Why shouldn’t you tell secrets in a cornfield? There are too many ears around.

Terrible Dad Jokes (Yes They are Pretty Bad).

1. What do cake and baseball have in common? They both need a batter.
2. Why did the computer go to bed? It needed to crash.
3. How can you tell if a pig is hot? It’s bacon.
4. Why did the computer catch cold? It left a window open.
5. How do you get a squirrel’s attention? Act like a nut.
6. Why shouldn’t you trust trees? They seem shady.
7. Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink? He’s at the hospital waiting to be seen.
8. What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you.
9. How do you cook an alligator? With a croc-pot.
10. Why did the employee go work in stilts? He wanted a raise.
11. Where did people hang out during medieval times? At knight clubs.
12. What causes dry skin? A towel.
13. How many apples can you grow on a tree? All of them.
14. Did you hear about the guy afraid of hurdles? He got over it.
15. Why did the drum go to bed? It was beat.
16. When does Friday come before Thursday? In the dictionary.
17. My manager told me to have a good day. So I didn’t go into work.
18. What kind of bug can tell time? A clock-roach.
19. Why aren’t lobsters generous? Because they’re shellfish.
20. What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap music.
21. I went to buy a pair of camouflage pants, but I couldn’t find any.
22. What do kids play when they have nothing else to do? Bored games.
23. Where do sheep go on vacation? The Baaaa-hamas.
24. What did the tree say when spring finally arrived? What a re-leaf.
25. What do lawyers wear to work? Law suits.
26. What do you give the dentist of the year? A little plaque.
27. What did the earthquake say when it was done? Sorry, my fault!
28. What do you call a rude cow? Beef jerky.

The Worst Dad Jokes (Pretty Bad Dad Jokes that May Make you Groan).

1. What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener.
2. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
3. What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You’d think it’s the “R,” but it’s really the “C.”
4. Did you hear about the broken guitar for sale? It comes with no strings attached.
5. Why’d the roofer go to the doctor? He had shingles.
6. What do pigs use to clean up? Hogwash.
7. What’s a zebra? A couple sizes bigger than an A.
8. A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Why the long face?”
9. Did you hear about the bossy man at the bar? He ordered everyone around.
10. What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.
11. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. Summer wasn’t too bad either.
12. Did you hear about the woman who couldn’t stop collecting magazines? She had issues.
13. I wanted to take a bath, but decided to leave it where it is.
14. What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

Corny Dad Jokes.

Still good dad jokes, but yes they are corny, and may make you groan.

1. What do you call a cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
2. What’s the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire.
3. Why did the employee get fired from the keyboard factory? He wasn’t putting in enough shifts.
4. Why did the girl bring a ladder on the bus? She wanted to go to high school.
5. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
6. What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear? 14 carrot gold.
7. Why shouldn’t you play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
8. How do you stop a bull from charging? You cancel its credit card.
9. Did you hear about the man who cut off his left leg? He’s all right now.
10. What happens when doctors get frustrated? They lose their patients.
11. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
12. What sounds like a sneeze and is made of leather? A shoe.
13. Why did the orange stop halfway across the road? It ran out of juice.
14. What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. It just waved.
15. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
16. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
17. What do you call a girl in the middle of a tennis court? Annette.
18. What did one plate say to another plate? Tonight, dinner’s on me.
19. What kind of music should you listen to while fishing? Something catchy!
20. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? Just in case he got a hole in one.
21. Have you ever had a bad sausage? It’s the wurst.
22. What sits on the seabed and has anxiety? A nervous wreck.
23. Why did the whale blush? It saw the ocean’s bottom.
24. Did you hear about the king that went to the dentist? He needed to get a crown.
25. Why did the coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
26. Once I read a book about glue. I couldn’t put it down.
27. How do you fix a broken tomato? With tomato paste.
28. Why are fish so smart? Because they swim in schools.
29. Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? It lost its filling.
30. What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
31. Did you hear the one about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.
32. Why did the nose feel sad? It was always getting picked on.
33. How do you get an astronaut’s baby to stop crying? You rocket.
34. Where do armies belong? In your sleevies.

Dumb Dad Jokes.

Yes, these dad jokes are pretty stupid, but hey aren’t they all! And that is why we love them!

1. What do you call a potato wearing glasses? A spec-tater.
2. What kind of bird works on a construction site? A crane.
3. Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe.
4. What does an evil hen lay? Deviled eggs.
5. Why do dragons sleep during the day? Because they like to fight knights.
6. Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel.
7. Why did the phone wear glasses? Because it lost all its contacts.
8. How do birds learn to fly? They wing it.
9. Why did the scarecrow win an award? It was outstanding in its field.
10. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crumby.
11. What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer? A father-in-law.
12. How do you organize a space party? You planet.
13. What did the hamburger name its baby? Patty.
14. Why did the ram run over the cliff? He didn’t see the ewe turn.
15. How did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut.
16. What did one elevator say to the other elevator? I think I’m coming down with something.
17. Why did the computer get glasses? To improve its website.
18. What do you give a scientist with bad breath? Experi-mints.
19. Why did the poodle buy a clock? It wanted to be a watch dog.
20. What kind of sandals do frogs wear? Open-toad.
21. What did the blanket say to the bed? I’ve got you covered.
22. Why did the baseball player get arrested? He stole third base.
23. How much money does a skunk have? Just one scent.
24. Why did the duck fall on the sidewalk? He tripped on a quack.
25. Did the hear about the ice cream truck accident? It crashed on a rocky road.
26. What did the mama cow say to the baby cow? It’s pasture bed time.
27. Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honey combs.
28. What did Benjamin Franklin say when he discovered electricity? Nothing. He was too shocked.
29. Why do bakers work so hard? Because they knead dough.
30. Why should you never use a dull pencil? Because it’s pointless.
31. Did you hear about the walnut and cashew that threw a party? It was nuts.
32. What did one piece of tape say to the other? Let’s stick together.
33. Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because they have their own set of scales.
34. Where did the cat go after losing its tail? The retail store.
35. What do you call a medieval lamp? A knight light.
36. What is a calendar’s favorite food? Dates.
37. What do you call a herd of sheep falling down a hill? A lambslide.
38. Did you hear about the 12-inch dog? It was a foot long.
39. A cheese factory exploded in France. Da brie is everywhere!
40. Why did the frog take the bus to work? His car got toad.
41. What did the roof say to the shingle? The first one’s on the house.
42. What do you call birds that stick together? Velcrows.
43. What did one hat say to the other? You go on ahead.
44. What type of music do the planets enjoy? Neptunes.
45. Where does a sheep go to get a haircut? The baa baa shop.

Best Dad Jokes for Kids in 2025.

These dad jokes are meant for kids but everyone can enjoy them. Some of them are pretty good actually and a few made me laugh out loud.

1. What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
2. How do celebrities keep cool? They have many fans.
3. How do you get a mouse to smile? Say “cheese.”
4. What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree.
5. How does Darth Vader like his bagels? On the dark side.
6. What did the calculator say to the pencil? You can count on me.
7. Why was the broom late? It over-swept.
8. How do trees get on the internet? They log in.
9. Why couldn’t the bike stand up on its own? It was two-tired.
10. What do you call spaghetti in disguise? An impasta.
11. What do you get when you cross a Smurf and a cow? Blue cheese.
12. What did the Dalmatian say after dinner? That hit the spot.
13. What do you call a shoe made out of a banana? A slipper.
14. How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.
15. Where do burgers go dancing? At the meatball.
16. Where’s the one place you should never take your dog? A flea market.
17. How did the farmer fix his torn overalls? With a cabbage patch.
18. Why did the snowman buy a bag of carrots? He wanted to pick his nose.
19. What do you call a locomotive carrying bubble gum? A chew chew train.
20. What kind of cereal do leprechauns eat? Lucky Charms.
21. What did one leaf say to the other? I’m falling for you.
22. What do you call recently-married spiders? Newly-webs.
23. Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I’m not going to go spreading it!
24. Where do crayons go on vacation? Color-ado.
25. What do cows like to read? Cattle-logs.
26. What do you call a sheep that knows karate? A lamb chop.
27. Where do books hide when they’re afraid? Under their covers.
28. Why can’t you trust a balloon? It’s full of hot air.
29. Where do elephants store luggage? In a trunk.
30. What do you call a locomotive carrying bubble gum? A chew chew train.
31. What happens when ice cream gets angry? It has a meltdown.
32. What did one leaf say to the other? I’m falling for you.
33. How does the rancher keep track of his cattle? With a cow-culator.
34. What did the librarian use to go fishing? A bookworm.
35. Can February March? No, but April May!
36. What did the Dalmatian say after dinner? That hit the spot.
37. Where do boats go when they’re sick? To the dock.
38. How do you know when a bike is thinking? You can see its wheels turning.
39. What did the mama cow say to the baby cow? It’s pasture bed time.
40. What do you call a fibbing cat? A lion.

Best Dad Jokes for Adults in 2025.

These dad jokes are meant for adults, but are really very clean. So, must of them kids will enjoy as well.

1. Why do birds fly south? Because it’s too far to walk.
2. Why did Waldo go to therapy? To find himself.
3. Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up everything.
4. Why did the tomato blush? It saw the salad dressing.
5. The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
6. I haven’t talked to my wife in a week — I didn’t want to interrupt her.
7. Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.
8. What do you call a fly with a sore throat? A hoarse fly.
9. Why did the thief take a shower before robbing the bank? He wanted to make a clean getaway.
10. Why didn’t the sun go to college? It already had a million degrees.
11. Dogs can’t operate MRI machines — but cats-can.
12. Why do hamburgers go south for the winter? So they don’t freeze their buns.
13. What do you call two ducks and a cow? Quackers and milk.
14. Did you hear about the whale that swallowed a clown? It felt funny after.
15. Why did police arrest the turkey? They suspected fowl play.
16. Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be just-water.
17. I had a date last night. It was perfect. Tomorrow, I’ll have a grape.
18. Why did the little strawberry cry? His mom was in a jam.
19. Why do computers eat for a snack? Microchips.
20. Getting paid to sleep would be my dream job.
21. Why did the traffic light take so long to change? It was late to work.
22. Why do frogs invest their money? They use a stock croaker.
23. Why was the cake emotional at the wedding? Even the cake was in tiers.
24. Why are pigs bad drivers? They hog the road.
25. What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
26. What do you call someone who can’t stick to a diet? A desserter.
27. Our vacuum cleaner is getting old. It’s just gathering dust.
28. Why did the tailor get fired? He wasn’t a good fit.
29. I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed!
30. Where do you learn to make ice cream? Sundae school.
31. I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.
32. If you see a robbery at an Apple store, does that make you an iWitness?

Thats it for this page, 150+ funny dad jokes, the best one-line dad jokes 2025 (and 2024).

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