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Dad Jokes about Beer for 2025. This is my latest personally curated list of great beery dad jokes for 2025. Hey there, fellow brew-tiful people! In 2025, my dad jokes about beer are so fresh, they come with a best-by date. Grab a cold one and prepare to groan harder than my attempt at brewing IPA—Inappropriate Punning Ability! What did the beer say to the bartender? “Pour me again; I’m not ready to tap out!” Why did the beer file a police report? It got mugged. What’s a beer’s favorite kind of music? Hip-hops. Why do beers never get into fights? Because they’re always bottled up. What do you call a beer that loves math? An ale-gebra. Why are haunted breweries so popular? Because of all the spirits. What did the beer say after a workout? “That was brew-tal!” Why are beers good with music? Because they know all the bars. What is a beer’s favorite schoolyard game? Hops-cotch! What does a skeleton order at a bar? A beer and a mop. What’s a beer’s favorite book? “The Catcher in the Rye.” What does beer do when it’s throwing a party? It brews up some fun. We’d love to hear from you! Drop your thoughts or share your favorite joke in the comments below—let’s spread some smiles together!

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Dad Jokes about Beer for 2025.

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