Dad Jokes about Thanksgiving for 2025.
This is my latest personally curated list of silly but effective dad jokes for 2025.
Welcome to my 2025 Thanksgiving Dad Jokes list—the only thing on the table cornier than Grandma’s stuffing! Prepare to gobble up some laughs that are guaranteed to make your turkey wish it could fly south. Just don’t blame me if these jokes cause an outbreak of eye rolls at dinner!
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What did one cranberry say to the other at Thanksgiving dinner?
“We’re in a jam!” -
Why did the family always invite the turkey to dinner?
Because he was always ready to carve out some time for them! -
Why did the NASA Thanksgiving parade float break up with the other floats?
It needed space to move on! -
Why are autumn leaves so gullible?
Because they’ll fall for anything! -
What kind of weather does a turkey like?
Fowl weather! -
How did the turkey win the comedy contest?
With its “wing it” attitude! -
What do Thanksgiving and Halloween have in common?
They’re both all about gobblin’… just different kinds! -
What do you call a Thanksgiving gathering of smart people?
A thinksgiving! -
Why don’t turkeys run marathons?
They’re afraid of getting stuffed! -
Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?
Because it had 18 carrots! -
How do you open a great Thanksgiving dinner?
With the tur-key! -
Why was the turkey asked to join the band?
She was bringing her own drumsticks. -
How did the pilgrims bring their cows to America?
On the moo-flower! -
What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
Wing-wing! -
What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert?
Peach gobbler! -
What’s a pilgrim’s favorite kind of music?
Plymouth Rock! - What do you call a ghost turkey?
A poultrygeist.
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