Dad Jokes about Easter and the Easter Bunny for 2025

Dad Jokes about Easter and the Easter Bunny for 2025.

You are very welcome to my latest curated list of new great dad jokes for 2025. They have been personally selected, by me. I Hope you like them.

Hop right in, folks! I’ve scrambled up the most Egg-cellent Dad Jokes about the Easter Bunny for 2025—so prepare to crack up harder than a dropped chocolate egg. Warning: May cause excessive groaning and uncontrollable giggles!

1. What did the Easter Bunny order at the café?
   A hop-puccino!
2. Why did the Easter Bunny cross the carrot patch?
   To get to the hare stylist!
3. How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy?
   Egg-ercise and hare-obics!
4. Why did the Easter Bunny go to college?
   To become egg-ucated!
5. What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite music?
   Hipity hop!
6. What do you call a rabbit that tells jokes?
   A funny bunny!
7. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
   Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
8. What did the Easter Bunny say about his favorite sport?
   Basket-ball is egg-citing!
9. Why is the Easter Bunny always tired in April?
   He’s eggs-hausted from hopping around!
10. How does the Easter Bunny travel?
    By hare-plane!
11. What do you get when you cross the Easter Bunny with an onion?
    A hare-raising tear jerker!
12. What kind of jewelry does the Easter Bunny wear?
    18-carrot gold!
13. What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite dessert?
    Carrot cake, obviously!
14. What do you call the Easter Bunny when he’s getting frustrated by the heat?
    A hot cross bunny!
15. What’s invisible and smells like carrots?
    Easter Bunny farts!
16. Why can’t the Easter Bunny’s nose be 12 inches long?
    Because then it would be a foot!
17. What do you get when the Easter Bunny dances at the gym?
    Hare-obics class!
18. How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur so nice?
    With hare-care products!
19. Why did the Easter Bunny join a band?
    He had egg-cellent rhythm!
20. Why was the Easter Bunny arrested?
    For egg-sessive hopping!
21. How does the Easter Bunny relax after delivering eggs?
    He chills in a hare-mock!

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