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Dad Jokes about Easter for 2025. This is my latest personally curated list of amazingly bad and funny Easter dad jokes for 2025. Enjoy! Welcome to Easter Dad Jokes, —where my jokes are dyed with humor, and my puns are even more colorful than your eggs. I promise, this list will have you bunny-snorting in no time. Now, grab your basket, because these yolks are egg-stra special! Why are people always tired in April? Because they just finished a 31-day March. How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur looking good? With hare spray! Why did the bunny build a new house? He was fed up with the hole thing! What do you call a queue of rabbits jumping backwards? A receding hare-line. What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite sport? Basket-ball! What do you call a forgetful bunny? A hare-brain! What do you call a sleeping Easter egg? Egg-zhausted. Why do rabbits eat carrots? Because they don’t want to be nearsighted! Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken! What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny. Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a good joke? It might crack up! What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole? A hot cross bunny. Why did the Easter egg go to school? To get egg-ucated! What do you call a mischievous egg? A practical yolker. What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite dance move? The bunny hop, of course! How does the Easter Bunny travel? By hareplane. What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite kind of story? A cotton tale. How do bunnies stay healthy? Eggercise! What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear? 14 carrot gold. Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck? He kept quacking the eggs! What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower? A hare-raising experience! What’s a rabbit’s favorite music? Hip-hop! What’s a bunny’s motto? Don’t be mad, be hoppy! Why did the Easter egg hide? It was a little chicken! We'd love to hear from you! Drop your thoughts or share your favorite joke in the comments below—let’s spread some smiles together!

Dad Jokes about Easter for 2025.

Dad Jokes about Easter and the Easter Bunny for 2025

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