Humor - Dad Jokes

International Dad Jokes for 2025. This is my latest personally curated list of hilariously bad dad jokes for 2025. Welcome to Multicultural Wit – Inoffensive International Dad Jokes for 2025, where puns cross more borders than my lost luggage! I'm here to prove that laughter, like dad’s socks and sandals, is a universal language. Get ready for jests so globally friendly, even UN translators giggle on the job! In the UK, what do you call a singing computer? A Dell. In Germany, why do they never play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when everyone’s so efficient. In Egypt, what did the Pharaoh say when he saw the pyramid? “Mummy’s home!” In Canada, how do you get a group of Canadians out of a pool? You say, “Please get out of the pool.” In South Africa, what do you call a wound-up antelope? A Springbok. In Japan, why don’t sushi chefs ever get into arguments? Because they always roll with it. In Mexico, why don’t people keep secrets well? Because everyone loves to taco ’bout everything. In France, what do you call a man wearing sandals? Phillipe Phillope. In Antarctica, what do penguins wear to the beach? A beak-ini. In Ireland, why are leprechauns so hard to get along with? Because they’re a little green with envy. In Belarus, why do people dislike Russian dolls? Because they’re so full of themselves. In Russia, what’s big, gray, and can’t climb trees? A parking lot. In Italy, what do you call a fake noodle? An impasta. In Brazil, why did the soccer player bring string to the game? So he could tie the score. In the UK, why did the biscuit go to the doctor? Because it was feeling a wee-bit crumbly. In Australia, what do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick. We’d love to hear from you! Drop your thoughts or share your favorite joke in the comments below – let’s keep the good vibes going!

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