International Dad Jokes for 2025.
This is my latest personally curated list of hilariously bad dad jokes for 2025.
Welcome to Multicultural Wit – Inoffensive International Dad Jokes for 2025, where puns cross more borders than my lost luggage! I’m here to prove that laughter, like dad’s socks and sandals, is a universal language. Get ready for jests so globally friendly, even UN translators giggle on the job!
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In the UK, what do you call a singing computer?
A Dell. -
In Germany, why do they never play hide and seek?
Because good luck hiding when everyone’s so efficient. -
In Egypt, what did the Pharaoh say when he saw the pyramid?
“Mummy’s home!” -
In Canada, how do you get a group of Canadians out of a pool?
You say, “Please get out of the pool.” -
In South Africa, what do you call a wound-up antelope?
A Springbok. -
In Japan, why don’t sushi chefs ever get into arguments?
Because they always roll with it. -
In Mexico, why don’t people keep secrets well?
Because everyone loves to taco ’bout everything. -
In France, what do you call a man wearing sandals?
Phillipe Phillope. -
In Antarctica, what do penguins wear to the beach?
A beak-ini. -
In Ireland, why are leprechauns so hard to get along with?
Because they’re a little green with envy. -
In Belarus, why do people dislike Russian dolls?
Because they’re so full of themselves. -
In Russia, what’s big, gray, and can’t climb trees?
A parking lot. -
In Italy, what do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta. -
In Brazil, why did the soccer player bring string to the game?
So he could tie the score. -
In the UK, why did the biscuit go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling a wee-bit crumbly. - In Australia, what do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
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