Dad Jokes about Beer for 2025.
This is my latest personally curated list of great dad jokes for 2025.
Hey there, fellow brew-tiful people! In 2025, my dad jokes about beer are so fresh, they come with a best-by date. Grab a cold one and prepare to groan harder than my attempt at brewing IPA—Inappropriate Punning Ability!
-
What did the beer say to the bartender?
“Pour me again; I’m not ready to tap out!” -
Why did the beer file a police report?
It got mugged. -
What’s a beer’s favorite kind of music?
Hip-hops. -
Why do beers never get into fights?
Because they’re always bottled up. -
What do you call a beer that loves math?
An ale-gebra. -
Why are haunted breweries so popular?
Because of all the spirits. -
What did the beer say after a workout?
“That was brew-tal!” -
Why are beers good with music?
Because they know all the bars. -
What is a beer’s favorite schoolyard game?
Hops-cotch! -
What does a skeleton order at a bar?
A beer and a mop. -
What’s a beer’s favorite book?
“The Catcher in the Rye.” - What does beer do when it’s throwing a party?
It brews up some fun.
We’d love to hear from you! Drop your thoughts or share your favorite joke in the comments below—let’s spread some smiles together!