Dad Jokes about Christmas for 2025.
This is my latest personally curated list of dumb but hilarious dad jokes for 2025.
Welcome to “Dad Jokes for the Holiday Season: A Christmas Chuckle Fest,” where the only thing cornier than the popcorn garland is my sense of humor. I’ve spent the year wrapping up the puns tighter than your Aunt Linda’s presents. Prepare your jingle bells, because these jokes will sleigh you!
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Why do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?
Horn-aments! -
What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?
RUDEolph. -
How does a sheep say Merry Christmas?
Fleece Navidad! -
What do you call a broke Santa Claus?
Saint Nickel-less. -
What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells, jungle bells! -
Why is it getting harder to buy Advent calendars?
Because their days are numbered! -
Why was the snowman looking through the carrots?
He was picking his nose. -
Why did Santa’s helper see the therapist?
Because he had low “elf” esteem! -
What do you call an elf who sings?
A wrapper! -
What do snowmen like to do on the weekend?
Chill out! -
What says, “Oh, Oh, Oh”?
Santa walking backwards. -
What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet! -
Why don’t you ever see Santa in a hospital?
Because he has private elf care! -
How did Darth Vader know what Luke bought him for Christmas?
He felt his presents! -
Why does Santa have three gardens?
Because he loves to ‘Ho Ho Ho.’ -
Why was the math book sad at Christmas?
It had too many problems to solve before the New Year. - What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite.
We’d love to hear from you! Drop your thoughts or share your favorite joke in the comments below—let’s keep the fun going!