Dad Jokes about Family for 2025.
This is my latest personally curated list of dumb but hilarious dad jokes for 2025.
Welcome to the family fun jokes page, the only 2025 joke list guaranteed to make your kids roll their eyes and your spouse question their life choices. I’m armed with enough puns to power the WiFi and embarrass the whole neighborhood. Brace yourself—because in this house, the real dad joke is thinking you can escape my sense of humor!
- Why did the kid sit in his toy airplane to study?
He wanted a higher education! - Why do parents take so long finding their kids during a game of hide-and-seek?
Because “good” at hiding also means “good” at being quiet! - What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese. - Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up! - How does a penguin build its family home?
Igloos it together. - What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore. - What’s something that’s brown and sticky?
A stick. - Is one month better than all of the others?
May-be. - Why did the cookie cry?
Because his mom was a wafer so long! - What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot. - Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing! - How do you make an astronaut’s baby fall asleep?
You rocket! - What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear (everyone’s favorite family candy). - What did the digital clock say to its mother?
“Look, Ma! No hands!” - Why couldn’t the tandem bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two-tired from carrying the family! - How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut (like dad at every family reunion)!
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