Classic Dad Jokes for 2025.
This is my latest personally curated list of groan-inducing dad jokes for 2025.
Welcome to “Dad Jokes Classics for 2025,” where the puns are fresh, but the groans are timeless. I’ve dusted off the finest, eye-roll-inducing gems from Dad Joke history—if cheese could tell jokes, these would be extra sharp. Grab your white socks and sandals, because it’s about to get punbelievable in here!
- How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together. - Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one. - What time did the man go to the dentist?
Tooth hurt-y. - What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?
An irrelephant. - What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese. - Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
It’s fine, he woke up. - Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field! - Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems. - What’s brown and sticky?
A stick. - Why should you not trust stairs?
They’re always up to something. - What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta. - Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything. - Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up. - What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Roberto. - Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged. - Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts. - How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it. - What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot. - What do you call a belt made out of watches?
A waist of time. - Do you want to hear a dustbin joke?
Nevermind – it’s rubbish. - Why do chicken coops only have two doors?
Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans! - What’s black, white and read all over?
A newspaper. - How do you make somebody curious?
I’ll tell you tomorrow. - Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired.
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