Dad Jokes about Church for 2025.
I have personally curated this list of new great church and christianity dad jokes for 2025. Hope you like them.
Welcome, fellow pew-warmers and hymn-hummers, to “Holy Hilarity – 16 Dad Jokes About Church” for 2025! I’ve scoured the narthex for laughs holier than Swiss cheese, and trust me, these puns are more blessed than the potluck macaroni. Prepare to repent from boredom as we resurrect your sense of humor—one bad dad joke at a time!
- Why did the Christian comedian get promoted?
Because he had a higher calling. - What do you call a short sermon about wrongdoing?
A sin-opsis. - Why did the choir bring a ladder to church?
To reach the high notes. - Why did Moses like to start his morning with coffee?
Because Hebrews it. - How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman?
By his net income. - How does a pastor keep his breath fresh?
With testa-mints. - What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roamin’ Catholic. - Why did the sheepdog trainer become a church minister?
Because he had a knack for gathering the flock. - How did the pipe organ player get locked out of church?
He couldn’t find the right keys. - Why did the priest giggle during his homily?
He had Mass hysteria. - How do angels greet each other?
They say, “Halo!” - What’s a missionary’s favorite type of car?
A convertible. - What time of day was Adam created?
Just before the Eve-ning. - What kind of car does a priest drive?
A holy Roller. - Why did the pastor go to art school?
To learn how to draw people closer to God.
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