Dad Jokes about Halloween for 2025.
This is my latest personally curated list of funny and cringe-inducing dad jokes for 2025.
Get spooky with these fang-tastic Halloween Dad Jokes—because nothing resurrects a groan quite like my sense of humor! I promise these puns are more “boo-tiful” than terrifying, so don’t be afraid to laugh until you creak. Put on your pun-kin costume and prepare for some graveyard giggles!
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What do you call a haunted chicken?
A poultry-geist! -
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin! -
Why don’t mummies take vacations?
Because they’re afraid they’ll unwind! -
Why did Dracula become a vegetarian?
Because stakes were too high! -
How do ghosts wash their hair?
With shamboo! -
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?
I-scream! -
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Wrap music! -
Why are graveyards so noisy?
Because of all the coffin! -
Why did the vampire read the newspaper?
He heard it had great circulation! -
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
Because he had no body to go with him! -
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school?
Spelling! -
What’s a monster’s favorite play?
Romeo and Ghouliet! -
Why did the zombie skip school?
He felt rotten! -
What room does a ghost not need in their house?
A living room! -
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite! -
How do you fix a broken jack-o’-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch! -
Why do witches ride broomsticks?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy! -
How do you make a witch itch?
Take away her “W”. -
Why don’t vampires have many friends?
Because they are a pain in the neck! -
Why did the mummy get a promotion?
He was wrapped up in his work! - What’s a ghost’s favorite fruit?
Boo-berries!
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