Dad Jokes about Halloween for 2025.
This is my latest personally curated list of funny and cringe-inducing dad jokes for 2025.
Welcome, foolish mortals, to my Spook-tacular Dad Jokes for Halloween 2025—where all the groans are intentional and the only thing scarier than my puns is my dancing. Don’t worry, these jokes are kid-friendly and totally fang-tastic (I promise they won’t bite… much). Now grab your candy, because these gags are sweeter than a pillowcase full of chocolate!
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What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?
Spelling. -
Why do vampires seem sick?
They’re always coffin. -
What did one candy bar say to the other candy bar?
I’ve got some Twix up my sleeve. -
How do you organize a space-themed Halloween party?
You planet. -
Where did the college-aged vampire like to shop?
Forever 21. -
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin. -
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up. -
Give a man a plane ticket, and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 30,000 feet, and he’ll fly for the rest of his life. [Ooh, too dark?]
[No answer required.] -
Why are spiders so smart?
They can find everything on the web. -
What’s a vampire’s favorite type of boat?
A blood vessel. -
Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house?
Because the ghosts bring all the boos. -
What does a zombie vegetarian eat?
GRRRAAAAAIIIINNNNS. -
Why didn’t the skeleton climb the mountain?
It didn’t have the guts. -
Why is no one friends with Dracula?
He’s a pain in the neck. -
Ghosts are bad liars.
You can see right through them. -
Pumpkin Patch-Up: How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch. -
What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make?
Brrrroooom brrroooom. -
Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?
Because they have no body to go with. - What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
We’d love to hear from you! Drop your thoughts or share your favorite joke in the comments below—let’s keep the conversation (and the laughter) going!