Dad Jokes about Knock-Knock for 2025.

Dad Jokes about Knock-Knock Jokes for 2025.

This is my latest personally curated list of funny and cringe-inducing dad jokes for 2025.

Welcome to my 2025 Knock-Knock Dad Joke list—where the doors aren’t haunted, but your dignity might be. Prepare yourself for maximum eye rolls and wheezy groans. These Knock-Knock jokes come with extra cringe, because who needs friends anyway?

1. Knock knock.
   Who’s there?
   Etch.
   Etch who?
   Bless you, friend.

2. Knock knock.
   Who’s there?
   Dun up.
   Dun up who?
   Ew! I hope you haven’t.

3. Knock knock.
   Who’s there?
   Harry.
   Harry who?
   Harry up and answer the door!

4. Knock knock.
   Who’s there?
   Interrupting cow.
   Interrupting co—
   MOOOOO!

5. Knock knock.
   Who’s there?
   Tank.
   Tank who?
   You’re welcome!

6. Knock knock.
   Who’s there?
   Ice cream.
   Ice cream who?
   Ice cream if you don’t let me in!

7. Knock knock.
   Who’s there?
   Dishes.
   Dishes who?
   Dishes the police, open up!

8. Knock knock.
   Who’s there?
   Dwayne.
   Dwayne who?
   Dwayne the bathtub, I’m drowning!

9. Knock knock.
   Who’s there?
   Atch.
   Atch who?
   Bless you!

10. Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Nobel.
    Nobel who?
    Nobel…that’s why I knocked!

11. Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Ya.
    Ya who?
    No thanks, I prefer Google.

12. Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Canoe.
    Canoe who?
    Canoe help me with my homework?

13. Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    A broken pencil.
    A broken pencil who?
    Never mind, it’s pointless.

14. Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Dishes.
    Dishes who?
    Dishes a really bad joke.

15. Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Boo.
    Boo who?
    Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!

16. Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Luke.
    Luke who?
    Luke through the peephole and find out.

17. Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Nana.
    Nana who?
    Nana your business.

18. Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Anita.
    Anita who?
    Anita borrow some sugar.

19. Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Howard.
    Howard who?
    Howard you know if you don’t open the door?

20. Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Olive.
    Olive who?
    Olive you and I miss you!

21. Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Lettuce.
    Lettuce who?
    Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!

22. Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    I am.
    I am who?
    You don’t know who you are?

23. Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Europe.
    Europe who?
    No, you’re a poo!

24. Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Cash.
    Cash who?
    No thanks, but I wouldn’t mind some peanuts.

25. Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Doughnut.
    Doughnut who?
    Doughnut forget to let me in!

26. Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Cow says.
    Cow says who?
    No silly, cow says moooo!

27. Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Wooden shoe.
    Wooden shoe who?
    Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?

28. Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Orange.
    Orange who?
    Orange you going to let me in?

29. Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Wendy.
    Wendy who?
    Wendy door opens, let me in!

30. Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Water.
    Water who?
    Water way to answer the door!

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