Dad Jokes about Rain for 2025.
This is my latest personally curated list of new great dad jokes for 2025.
As the reigning champion of soggy sneakers and umbrella mishaps, I’ve finally compiled the forecast you’ve all been dreading—my 2025 Dad Jokes About Rain! Prepare to weather a downpour of puns so corny, you’ll wish you brought a raincoat for your sense of humor. Grab your galoshes, because these jokes are about to make a splash!
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What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces! -
How can you wrap a cloud?
With a rainbow. -
What did the cloud wear to his wedding?
A rain bowtie. -
Why do clouds find it hard to make friends?
They’re always casting shade. -
Why did the cloud stay home?
It was feeling under the weather. -
Why did the sun go to school?
To get a little brighter! -
Why did the weather want privacy?
It was changing. -
What’s a king’s favorite weather?
Hail! -
What did one hurricane say to the other hurricane?
I have my eye on you. -
How do hurricanes see?
With their eye. -
What’s a tornado’s favorite game?
Twister! -
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis! -
Why did the raindrop get a job?
It wanted to make it pour. -
Why did the man use ketchup during the rain?
He wanted to catch up on his reading. -
What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?
Thunderwear. -
Why do we never trust the weather?
Because it’s always up in the air. -
How does the rain tie its shoes?
With a double rainbow. -
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror. - What did one raindrop say to the other?
Two’s company, three’s a cloud.
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