Jokes for 6-7 Year Olds

Jokes for 6-7 Year Olds 😅: List of the best funny jokes for kids aged 6 to 7, silly knock knock jokes, animal jokes, corny jokes for kids and some really funny pun jokes. I have hand-picked the funniest and most appropriate jokes for 6 year olds, and jokes for 7 year old kids. Children at these ages likes silly, corny jokes, and also are capable of understanding and appreciating more complicated puns, and jokes that really surprises them. Below are the best jokes for 6 year olds. You can also check out my list of the best jokes for 5 year olds (and 4 year olds), and my long list of the best knock knock jokes. Jokes for 6-7 Year Olds. How do you make a sausage roll? Push it down a hill. Why did the toilet paper follow it down? To get to the bottom! What do you call a pig with three eyes? Piiig What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea (no-eye-deer) Why do golfers bring an extra pair of socks to the course? In case they get a hole in one Why can’t bicycles stand on their own? They’re two tired My greatest dream in life is to be a millionaire, just like my dad. His greatest dream was to be a millionaire too I just bought a set of wind chimes. So far it’s been a pretty sound investment What kind of job can you get at a bicycle factory? Spokesperson Why did the Raven try to break into the tavern? Because it was a crow bar How do you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? You see one later, and one in a while I heard a rumor about butter, but I don’t want to spread it What baseball player has the shortest commute? The catcher, he works from home A slice of apple pie costs $2.50 in Jamaica, $3.75 in Bermuda, and $3.00 in the Bahamas. Those are the pie rates of the Caribbean What do you call an ugly dinosaur? An eyesaur What kind of doctor just sucks blood from your neck? Dr. Acula What do you call a fire at the circus? In-tents Did you hear about the monarch who was exactly 12 inches tall? Terrible king, great ruler Why are math teachers always so upset? They have so many problems What’s the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? Attire Don’t ask me what I know about bonsai trees, because I’ll tell you “very little” My wife and I just threw away all of the herbs and spices we don't use anymore. Personally, I thought it was a huge waste of thyme What part of a car needs the most sleep? The muffler, it’s always exhausted What did the lawyer name his daughter? Sue I had a joke about construction for today, but I’m still working on it I got a universal remote control for Christmas. As I was opening it I thought 'this changes everything!' How do subway conductors know where to go? Training What does a condiment wizard perform? Saucery Why do nurses carry red markers? In case they need to draw blood How do you make an octopus laugh? You give it ten tickles What do you call a second place trophy in an astronomy contest? A constellation prize What do you call a magician who's lost his magic? Ian. What’s the best way to watch a fishing tournament? Live stream What US state has the smallest drinks? Mini-soda Who invented fractions? Henry the 1/4th Why is the Lego store always crowded? People are always lined up for blocks Where do boats go when they’re sick? The doc Why are Saturday and Sunday the strongest days? All the rest are weekdays Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square What do you call a sad fish? A frownder What did one tectonic plate say to another when they bumped into each other? Sorry, my fault I started doing lunges to stay in shape. I needed to take a big step forward What do you call a huge pile of kittens? A meow-ntain Why can’t bicycles stand on their own? They’re two tired I used to be addicted to buying soap. Don’t worry, I’m clean now I saw a microbiologist yesterday. He was a lot bigger than I thought he would be Why wasn’t the cactus invited to hang out with the mushrooms? He wasn’t a fungi Why don’t vampires like Taylor Swift? Because she has bad blood What kind of tools does Dwayne Johnson use to make greeting cards? He uses The Rock’s paper scissors What color is the wind? Blew Why did the coffee call the police? It got mugged I had a joke about paper today, but it was tearable What do you call a company that makes products that are just OK? A satisfactory What happens to eggs when you look at them? They get egg-sighted Why shouldn’t you trust atoms? Because they make up everything Did you know that you can’t run through a campsite, you can only ran? It’s because it’s past tents What did zero say to eight? Nice belt Why did the crab cross the road? It didn’t, it used the sidewalk What’s the best part of any house? I don’t know for sure, but the ceiling is definitely up there Why are mountains so funny? They’re hill areas I used to hate facial hair, but it’s starting to grow on me What do you call houses that are very polite? Manors Why do dragons sleep during the day? So they can fight knights. Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot. What’s red and invisible? No tomatoes. Why did the starfish blush? Because the sea weed. What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper. How do you organize a space party? Planet early. What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested custard! How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten (tickles). What time should you go to the dentist? Tooth hurty. Why did the burglar take a shower? He wanted to make a clean getaway. How can you tell which rabbit is the oldest? Look for grey hares. Where does Tarzan buy his clothes? At a jungle sale. When is it bad luck to meet a black cat? When you’re a mouse. What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house? Hope it’s Halloween!! Do you know the joke about the broken pencil? Nevermind, its pointless. Knock, knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? I didn't know you could yodel! How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut. Those are all my favorite jokes for 6 year olds and 7 year old kids😅! If you know any other good jokes for 6-7 old kids, then please add them in the comment section below.

Jokes for 6-7 Year Olds

Funny Jokes for 6-7 Year Olds Kids 😅

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