knock knock jokes 2025

Welcome to my list of the 150+ most funny knock knock jokes for kids in 2025: The Best Knock Knock Jokes, for kids and a few for adults, as well (at the bottom of the page). I have hand-chosen the knock knock jokes, and put my favorite knock knock jokes at the top 😅. Please add your favorite knock knock joke in the comment section, if you know a good one 😅. My Favorite Knock Knock Jokes for Kids. 1. Old Lady Knock Knock Joke. Knock, knock. Who's there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? I didn't know you could yodel! (also works with 'Yoda Lady') 2. Hawaii Knock knock Joke. Knock, knock. Who's there? Hawaii Hawaii who? I'm good. Hawaii you? 3. Doorbell Knock Knock Joke. Knock, knock. Who's there? Doorbell repair man. 4. Interupting Knock Knock Joke. Knock, knock. Who’s there Interrupting cow Interup... Mooooo! 5. Car Knock Knock Joke. Knock, knock. Who’s there Cargo Cargo who? No, car go 'toot toot' 6. Poo Knock Knock Joke. Knock, knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? No, YOU'RE a poo! 7. Shmellmop Knock Knock Joke. Knock, knock. Who's there? Shmellmop. Shmellmop who? No! I will NOT! 9. Disgusting Knock Knock Joke Knock, knock. Who's there? I eat map. I eat map who? Oh god, that's disgusting! (Disgusting joke, but kids love this one) 10. Pig Knock Knock Joke. Knock, knock. Who's there? Oink oink. Oink oink who? Are you a pig, or an owl? 11. Who Knock Knock Joke. Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who? Actually, it’s “to whom.” 12. Broken Pencil Knock Knock Joke. Knock, knock. Who's there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who? Never mind... it’s pointless. 13. Suspense Knock Knock Joke. Knock, knock. Who's there? Suspense. Suspense who? ... 14. Daisy Knock Knock Joke. Knock, knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin’, they hatin’... 15. Atch Knock Knock Joke. Knock knock Who's there? Atch Atch who? Bless you! 16. Crybaby Knock knock Joke. Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? You don't have to cry, it's just a joke! 150+ Knock-Knock Jokes: 1. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Somebody too short to ring the doorbell! 2. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Winnie. Winnie who? Winnie the Pooh! 3. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Figs. Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it's not working! 4. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Juan. Juan who? Juan more joke and I'm done! 5. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Cash. Cash who? Nah, I'm more into almonds. 6. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Arfur. Arfur who? Arfur got! 7. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Iona. Iona who? Iona new toy! 8. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it's cold out here! 9. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Amarillo. Amarillo who? Amarillo nice person. 10. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Fanny. Fanny who? Fanny more knock-knock jokes? 11. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Stopwatch. Stopwatch who? Stopwatch you're doing and let me in! 12. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dish is a nice place! 13. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Woo. Woo who? Glad you're excited, too! 14. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Rory. Rory who? Rory about it later, open up! 15. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Peas. Peas who? Peas open the door! 16. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Kurtch. Kirtch who? God bless you! 17. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Impatient cow. Impatient cow wh-? Mooooo! 18. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Alex. Alex who? Alex-plain later! 19. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Amish. Amish who? You're not a shoe! 20. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Honey bee. Honey bee who? Honey bee a dear and get that for me, please! 21. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Roach. Roach who? Roach you a text. Did you get it? 22. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Adore. Adore who? Adore is between us, so open it! 23. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Thermos. Thermos who? Thermos be a better way to get to you. 24. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? Wait, you don't know who you are? 25. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Viper. Viper who? Viper nose, it's running! 26. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Says. Says who? Says me! 27. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Nana. Nana who? Nana your business! 28. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Abbot. Abbot who? Abbot time you opened the door! 29. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Needle. Needle who? Needle little help right now! 30. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? No I'm not! 31. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Hal. Hal who? Hal will you know if you don't open the door? 32. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Abby. Abby who? Abby birthday to you! 33. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Quack. Quack who? Quack open the door, it's me! 34. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Alec. Alec who? Alectricity. BUZZ! 35. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Schold. Scold who? Scold enough out here to go ice skating! 36. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? 37. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Yule. Yule who? Yule never guess who it is! 38. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Police. Police who? Police let me in, it's chilly out! 39. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Anee. Anee who? Anee one you like! 40. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Voodoo. Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are? 41. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Isabel. Isabel who? Isabel working? 42. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Aliens. Alien who? Um, how many aliens do you know? 43. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Thermos. Thermos who? Thermos be a better way to get to you. 44. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Radio. Radio who? Radio not, here I come! 45. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Etch. Etch who? Bless you! 46. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? CD. CD who? CD person on your doorstep? 47. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Quiche. Quiche who? Can I quiche you goodnight? 48. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the tub, I'm drowning. 49. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Fanny. Fanny who? Fanny more knock-knock jokes? 50. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Icy. Icy who? Icy you looking at me! 51. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Yoda. Yoda who? Yoda one I've been looking for! 52. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur any leftovers? 53. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? Hey, you can yodel! 54. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the peep hole and find out! 55. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the sink. I need to use it! 56. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Watson. Watson who? Watson TV right now? 57. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Anee. Anee who? Anee one you like! 58. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Abbot. Abbot who? Abbot you don't know who this is! 59. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Otto. Otto who? Otto be a law against bad jokes! 60. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Mary. Mary who? Mary Christmas! 61. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Tank. Tank who? You're welcome! 62. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Mustache. Mustache who? I mustache you a question. 63. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Cows go Cows go who? Cows don't go who, they go moo! 64. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Aida. Aida who? Aida sandwich for lunch today. 65. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Dewey. Dewey who? Dewey have to keep doing this? 66. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Water. Water who? Water you doing telling jokes right now? Don't you have things to do? 67. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Abbot. Abbot who? Abbot you don't know who this is! 68. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Avenue. Avenue who? Avenue knocked on this door before? 69. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Tank. Tank who? You're welcome! 70. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Finn. Finn who? Finn-ish your joke before I laugh! 71. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Sadie. Sadie who? Sadie magic word and I'll come in! 72. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you. 73. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Canoe. Canoe who? Canoe help me get inside? 74. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Mustache. Mustache who? I mustache you a question. 75. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Otto. Otto who? Otto know. I forgot. 76. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Althea. Althea who? Althea later alligator! 77. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the peep hole and find out! 78. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Snow. Snow who? Snow use. The joke is over. 79. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Cher would be nice if you opened the door! 80. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben knocking for 10 minutes! 81. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Imma. Imma who? Imma getting older waiting for you to open up! 82. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Police. Police who? Police let me in, it's chilly out! 83. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the tub, I'm drowning. 84. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? Hey, you can yodel! 85. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Snow. Snow who? Snow use. The joke is over. 86. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Dewey. Dewey who? Dewey have to keep doing this? 87. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Figs. Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it's not working! 88. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Razorgame. Razor who? Razor hands, this is a stick-up! 89. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Turnip. Turnip who? Turnip the volume, I love this song! 90. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Aida. Aida who? Aida sandwich for lunch today. 91. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Scold. Scold who? Scold enough out here to go ice skating! 92. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Otis. Otis who? Otis a nice day for a walk! 93. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup with me and I'll tell you! 94. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Spella. Spell who? W. H. O. 95. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Hawaii. Hawaii who? I'm good. Hawaii you? 96. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Juicy. Juicy who? Juicy who's knocking? 97. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Fanny. Fanny who? Fanny more knock-knock jokes? 98. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Razor. Razor who? Razor hands, this is a stick-up! 99. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Noah. Noah who? Noah good place we can go hang out? 100. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Police. Police who? Police stop telling these jokes! 101. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who? Nobel…that's why I knocked. 102. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Alice. Alice who? Alice fair in love and war. 103. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Anita. Anita who? Let me in! Anita borrow something. 104. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Leaf. Leaf who? Leaf me alone! 105. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Iran. Iran who? Iran here. I'm tired! 106. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Amos. Amos who? A mosquito. Look, right there! 107. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Some. Some who? Maybe some day you'll recognize me! 108. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Dozen. Dozen who? Dozen anyone want to let me in? 109. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Ira. Ira who? Ira member you! 110. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Yvonne. Yvonne who? Yvonne so many jokes already! 111. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Lemon. Lemon who? Lemon introduce myself! 112. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Juicy. Juicy who? Juicy who's knocking? 113. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Thermos. Thermos who? Thermos be a better way to get to you. 114. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dish is a nice place! 115. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the sink. I need to use it! 116. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Yukon. Yukon who? Yukon say that again! 117. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Canoe. Canoe who? Canoe help me get inside? 118. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up, I've got places to be! 119. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Radio. Radio who? Radio not, here I come! 120. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to know! 121. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Owls. Owls who? Yes, they do! 122. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Leon. Leon who? Leon me, when you're not strong! 123. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Turnip. Turnip who? Turnip the volume, I love this song! 124. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Yeti. Yeti who? Yeti another knock-knock joke! 125. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to let me in? 126. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Impatient cow. Impatient cow wh-? Mooooo! 127. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Icy. Icy who? Icy you looking at me! 128. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Viper. Viper who? Viper nose, it's running! 129. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who? W. H. O. 130. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Mustache. Mustache who? I mustache you a question. 131. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Yule. Yule who? Yule never guess who it is! 132. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Fanny. Fanny who? Fanny more knock-knock jokes? 133. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Etch. Etch who? Bless you! 134. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke. 135. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Canoe. Canoe who? Canoe come out now? 136. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Alfie. Alfie who? Alfie terrible if you don't let me in! 137. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Alien. Alien who? Um, how many aliens do you know? 138. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Andrew. Andrew who? Andrew a picture! 139. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Eugene. Eugene who? Eugene a great friend to me! 140. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep and vroom vroom! 141. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Gorilla. Gorilla who? Gorilla me a burger, will you? 142. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Sheila. Sheila who? Sheila be coming around the mountain! 143. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Dewey. Dewey who? Dewey have to keep doing this? 144. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Sue. Sue who? Sue much to do, so little time. 145. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Penny. Penny who? Penny for your thoughts? 146. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Tabby. Tabby who? Tabby or not tabby, that is the question! 147. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Kent. Kent who? Kent you tell by my voice? 148. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Quiche. Quiche who? Can I quiche you goodnight? 149. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? A herd. A herd who? A herd you were home, so here I am! 150. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Wanda. Wanda who? Wanda hang out later? 151. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Police. Police who? Police stop telling these jokes! Where did Knock Knock Jokes come from (Origin Story). Knock-knock jokes, in their modern form, became popular in the United States during the early to mid-20th century, especially around the 1930s, when there was a brief “knock-knock” craze that spread through newspapers, radio shows, and social gatherings. The comedic setup, however, has deeper roots: Shakespeare’s Influence. One of the earliest literary references sometimes linked to the knock-knock style comes from Shakespeare’s Macbeth (Act 2, Scene 3), in which a drunken porter repeatedly says “Knock, knock” while imagining who might be at the gate. Though this scene doesn’t follow the joke format as we know it, it shows an early example of using “Knock, knock” as a prompt for comedic or dramatic effect. The most direct ancestors to modern knock-knock jokes surfaced during the 1930s in the United States, where “knock-knock” humor briefly took the country by storm. Newspapers of the era featured columns of “Knock, knock. Who’s there?” bits, and popular radio variety shows would use them as quick fillers or audience-participation gags. Part of the appeal is the quick, formulaic setup: “Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” Punch line (often playing on words or puns). This back-and-forth remains easy for people of all ages to join in on and adapt, which explains its longevity. Over time, knock-knock jokes became a staple in children’s joke books and everyday “dad joke” humor, largely because of their simplicity, reliance on puns, and call-and-response style that draws the listener in. Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Adults. Ok, I put these at the bottom, so kids don't run into them. They require some understanding, or may be a little dirty. Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Dejav. Dejav who? Knock, Knock. Knock knock. Who’s there? An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scotsman. An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scotsman who? An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scotsman walk into the wrong joke setup. The barman says “You shouldn’t be in here!” The Scotsman replies “Well we did knock.” Knock Knock Who's there? Hike Hike who? Unsuspecting son. Dad waiting with bated breath. Sets the perfect trap. (Hint: its a Haiku poem.) Knock Knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a very bad joke (This is a very bad joke, Sean Connery accent) Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo The Gestapo who? Ve will ask ze questions! Knock Knock ‚Who‘s there?‘ ‚Maya‘ ‚Maya who?‘ ‚Maya Ha Haa…‘ (Sing the last part) Why did the chicken cross the road? Dunno To get to the idiots house! Knock knock Who's there? The chicken! Do you know a good knock knock joke? Share it with us in the comment section. Knock Knock. who's there Colin Colin who? Colonization. Just kidding, colonizers don't knock before coming in.

knock knock jokes 2025

Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids 2025: The Best Knock Knock Jokes (For Kids and Adults)

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