Dad Jokes about New Year’s Eve for 2025.
This is my latest personally curated list of certified giggle worthy dad jokes for 2025.
Welcome to “Ringing in the Laughs: New Year’s Eve Dad Jokes,” where my resolutions last about as long as my punchlines—just a few seconds past midnight. I’ve gathered the finest groan-worthy gems to help you start 2025 off cringing, giggling, or possibly both. Grab your noisemakers and prepare your eye rolls—it’s time to countdown to comedy, Dad-style!
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What’s a cat’s New Year’s resolution?
To finally catch that red laser dot. -
What happened to the guy who stole a calendar on New Year’s Eve?
He got 12 months! -
What did the grape say as its New Year’s resolution?
“This year, I’m going to wine less!” -
What’s the most popular dance on New Year’s Eve?
The resolution shuffle – you take two steps forward and one step back. -
How do you wish a planet a happy new year?
‘A Happy New Orbit!’ -
What’s a New Year’s resolution?
Something that goes in one year and out the other! -
What’s a vampire’s New Year’s resolution?
To stop being so draining. -
Why did the calendar make a New Year’s resolution?
Because its days were numbered! -
Why did the book join the gym as a New Year’s resolution?
It wanted to become a hardcover! - What’s a cow’s favorite holiday?
Moo Year’s Eve.
We’d love to hear from you! Share your thoughts or drop your favorite joke in the comments below—let’s get everyone laughing!