Dad Jokes about Food for 2025.
This is my latest personally curated list of groan-inducing dad jokes about food for 2025.
Welcome to the 2025 collection of Dad Jokes about Food—a list so fresh, even the avocados are jealous. I’ve kneaded dough and punned buns just to deliver these jokes piping hot to your table. Get ready to laugh so hard you might spill your soup; after all, my humor is always well-seasoned!
- Why did the orange stop?
It ran out of juice. - What do you call sourdough at the zoo?
Bread in captivity. - How do you make a walnut laugh?
Crack it up. - What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese. - Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing. - I would avoid the sushi if I were you.
It’s a little fishy. - Why did the banana go to the party?
Because it was peeling good. - What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine. - Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it felt crumbly. - Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged. - Why did the yogurt go to the art exhibit?
Because it was cultured. - What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef, but nobody can pee soup. - What do you call an avocado that’s been blessed by a priest?
Holy guacamole. - What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear. - Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up. - What do you call a sleeping pizza?
A piZZZZa. - Why aren’t eggs good at keeping spy secrets?
Because they crack under pressure. - Why did the tofu cross the road?
To prove it wasn’t chicken. - I’m on a seafood diet.
I see food, and I eat it. - Why did the cook get arrested?
He was caught beating an egg. - What did the tomato say to the other tomato during a race?
Ketchup! - What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta. - How does a cucumber become a pickle?
It goes through a jarring experience. - What does a lemon say when it answers the phone?
Yellow! - I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough.
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