How much does a Polar Bear weigh Joke.
How much does a Polar Bear weigh?
Response: I don’t know..
Answer: I don’t know either, but it breaks the ice..
(This is a cheesy pick up line :). Some may find it funny.. Answer also accepted: Enough to break the ice.
Dont get it? Basically, in english, “Breaking the ice” can mean making an awkward situation comfortable. I you go up to someone you don’t know and tell her or him that How much does a Polar Bear weigh joke, you are, by starting a conversation, “breaking the ice.”
Other Polar Bear Jokes:
Who is a polar bear’s favourite playwright?
William Shakes-bear.
Why are polar bears so good at car racing?
Because they are in pole position
What would you call a polar bear that loves to lie about in the sun?
A solar bear.
Why do polar bears have thick coats?
Fur protection.
What is polar bears’ favourite drink?
Frost-tea.
What do you call a polar bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What type of headgear do polar bears wear?
An ice cap.
What do you call a polar bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
What happened when the polar bear took a vow of silence?
His lips were sealed.
What did the polar bear eat after the dentist fixed its tooth?
The dentist.
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