Dad Jokes about Love for 2025.
Welcome to my latest, personally curated list of lovely and funny dad jokes for 2025.
I’m here to prove that love isn’t the only thing that makes your heart groan—sometimes, it’s my dating dad jokes! Whether you’re crushing hard or just crushing chips at home, these are the punchlines Cupid never intended. Warning: reading ahead may result in eye rolls, snorts, or uncontrollable urges to text your crush a pun!
- What did the flame say to his buddies after falling in love?
“I found the perfect match!” - What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day?
“Stick with me and we’ll go places!” - Why don’t vampires have Valentine’s Day dates?
Because they are a pain in the neck! - What did the light bulb say to its sweetheart?
“I love you a whole watt!” - What did the magnet say to the steel?
“I find you very attractive.” - Why did the drum take a break from dating?
It needed to beat its own rhythm! - Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because it couldn’t find a date! - What do you call a very small Valentine?
A valen-tiny. - What did the ghost say to his girlfriend?
“You look boo-tiful tonight.” - Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?
She just wasn’t his taste! - What did the cucumber say to the pickle?
“You mean a great dill to me.” - What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine’s Day?
“You’re purr-fect for me!” - Why don’t oysters donate to charity?
Because they are shellfish! - What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine’s Day?
Hogs and kisses. - Why do painters always fall in love?
Because they draw a lot of affection! - Did you hear about the two antennas that got married?
The wedding was okay, but the reception was amazing! - Why do skunks love Valentine’s Day?
Because they’re scent-imental creatures. - What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts.
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