Jokes for 6-7 Year Olds 😅: List of the best funny jokes for kids aged 6 to 7, silly knock knock jokes, animal jokes, corny jokes for kids and some really funny pun jokes.
I have hand-picked the funniest and most appropriate jokes for 6 year olds, and jokes for 7 year old kids. Children at these ages likes silly, corny jokes, and also are capable of understanding and appreciating more complicated puns, and jokes that really surprises them.
Below are the best jokes for 6 year olds. You can also check out my list of the best jokes for 5 year olds (and 4 year olds), and my long list of the best knock knock jokes.
Jokes for 6-7 Year Olds.
How do you make a sausage roll?
Push it down a hill.
Why did the toilet paper follow it down?
To get to the bottom!
What do you call a pig with three eyes?
Piiig
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea (no-eye-deer)
Why do golfers bring an extra pair of socks to the course?
In case they get a hole in one
Why can’t bicycles stand on their own?
They’re two tired
My greatest dream in life is to be a millionaire, just like my dad.
His greatest dream was to be a millionaire too
I just bought a set of wind chimes.
So far it’s been a pretty sound investment
What kind of job can you get at a bicycle factory?
Spokesperson
Why did the Raven try to break into the tavern?
Because it was a crow bar
How do you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
You see one later, and one in a while
I heard a rumor about butter, but I don’t want to spread it
What baseball player has the shortest commute?
The catcher, he works from home
A slice of apple pie costs $2.50 in Jamaica, $3.75 in Bermuda, and $3.00 in the Bahamas.
Those are the pie rates of the Caribbean
What do you call an ugly dinosaur?
An eyesaur
What kind of doctor just sucks blood from your neck?
Dr. Acula
What do you call a fire at the circus?
In-tents
Did you hear about the monarch who was exactly 12 inches tall?
Terrible king, great ruler
Why are math teachers always so upset?
They have so many problems
What’s the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?
Attire
Don’t ask me what I know about bonsai trees,
because I’ll tell you “very little”
My wife and I just threw away all of the herbs and spices we don’t use anymore.
Personally, I thought it was a huge waste of thyme
What part of a car needs the most sleep?
The muffler, it’s always exhausted
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Sue
I had a joke about construction for today,
but I’m still working on it
I got a universal remote control for Christmas.
As I was opening it I thought ‘this changes everything!’
How do subway conductors know where to go?
Training
What does a condiment wizard perform?
Saucery
Why do nurses carry red markers?
In case they need to draw blood
How do you make an octopus laugh?
You give it ten tickles
What do you call a second place trophy in an astronomy contest?
A constellation prize
What do you call a magician who’s lost his magic?
Ian.
What’s the best way to watch a fishing tournament?
Live stream
What US state has the smallest drinks?
Mini-soda
Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/4th
Why is the Lego store always crowded?
People are always lined up for blocks
Where do boats go when they’re sick?
The doc
Why are Saturday and Sunday the strongest days?
All the rest are weekdays
Where do math teachers go on vacation?
Times Square
What do you call a sad fish?
A frownder
What did one tectonic plate say to another when they bumped into each other?
Sorry, my fault
I started doing lunges to stay in shape.
I needed to take a big step forward
What do you call a huge pile of kittens?
A meow-ntain
Why can’t bicycles stand on their own?
They’re two tired
I used to be addicted to buying soap.
Don’t worry, I’m clean now
I saw a microbiologist yesterday.
He was a lot bigger than I thought he would be
Why wasn’t the cactus invited to hang out with the mushrooms?
He wasn’t a fungi
Why don’t vampires like Taylor Swift?
Because she has bad blood
What kind of tools does Dwayne Johnson use to make greeting cards?
He uses The Rock’s paper scissors
What color is the wind?
Blew
Why did the coffee call the police?
It got mugged
I had a joke about paper today,
but it was tearable
What do you call a company that makes products that are just OK?
A satisfactory
What happens to eggs when you look at them?
They get egg-sighted
Why shouldn’t you trust atoms?
Because they make up everything
Did you know that you can’t run through a campsite, you can only ran?
It’s because it’s past tents
What did zero say to eight?
Nice belt
Why did the crab cross the road?
It didn’t, it used the sidewalk
What’s the best part of any house?
I don’t know for sure, but the ceiling is definitely up there
Why are mountains so funny?
They’re hill areas
I used to hate facial hair,
but it’s starting to grow on me
What do you call houses that are very polite?
Manors
Why do dragons sleep during the day?
So they can fight knights.
Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
What’s red and invisible?
No tomatoes.
Why did the starfish blush?
Because the sea weed.
What’s a foot long and slippery?
A slipper.
How do you organize a space party?
Planet early.
What is yellow and dangerous?
Shark infested custard!
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten (tickles).
What time should you go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty.
Why did the burglar take a shower?
He wanted to make a clean getaway.
How can you tell which rabbit is the oldest?
Look for grey hares.
Where does Tarzan buy his clothes?
At a jungle sale.
When is it bad luck to meet a black cat?
When you’re a mouse.
What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?
Hope it’s Halloween!!
Do you know the joke about the broken pencil?
Nevermind, its pointless.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!
How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut.
Those are all my favorite jokes for 6 year olds and 7 year old kids😅! If you know any other good jokes for 6-7 old kids, then please add them in the comment section below.