Dad Jokes about Back to School for 2025.
This is my latest personally curated list of amazing dad jokes for 2025.
School is back, and so are my groan-worthy Dad Jokes, sharpened like freshly bought pencils for 2025! I promise these are the only grades you’ll laugh at this year. Grab your backpack—and maybe some earplugs—because class is now in session for the silliest back-to-school puns around!
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Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems. -
Why was the science book full of gossip?
Because it had all the ‘elements’ of drama. -
I told my kid his model of the solar system was good, but it left a little ‘space’ for improvement.
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Why did the kid eat his homework?
Because his teacher said it was a ‘piece of cake.’ -
I bought my son a cheap calculator for school. It just doesn’t add up.
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I asked my son about his lunch at school. He said the food was ‘history’ – indigestable and ancient.
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My daughter complained about her school bus. I said, ‘Well, it’s not the ‘wheels’ on the bus that go round and round, it’s my head with your complaints.’
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My son said he ran two miles at school. I asked if he was exaggerating. He said, ‘Just a ‘running’ joke, Dad.’
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I drive my kids to school in a clown car. They’re never late because it’s always a ‘circus’ getting there on time.
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Went to the parent-teacher meeting and asked if we could talk about the ‘elephant’ in the room. Turned out it was just a paper-mache pachyderm.
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I told my kids on their first day, ‘Be like a proton – always positive!’
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My daughter asked for an expensive set of markers for art. I told her to ‘draw’ a conclusion from my wallet’s emptiness.
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I asked my kid about his music class. He said it’s ‘note’ worth talking about.
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Why was the geometry book always tired?
Because it had too many angles to cover every morning. -
Why were the early days of history called the ‘Dark Ages’?
Because there were so many knights. -
I asked my daughter if she would be okay with leftovers for lunch. She said it was a ‘reheated’ argument.
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Told my kid if he didn’t study for his math test, he’d have to ‘count’ on some consequences.
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Went back-to-school shopping and my wallet said, ‘This is where I draw the line.’
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I told my kids we could only afford the ‘abridged’ version of their textbooks. They’re shorter, right?
- Why was the library the highest building in the school?
Because it had the most storeys.
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