Jokes for 5 Year Olds đ : List of the best funny jokes for kids aged 5-6, silly knock knock jokes, one liners, animal and Summer, Fall, Winter, and Spring jokes for children-
I have hand-picked the best and most appropriate jokes for 5 year olds. Kids at that age likes silly, noisy, corny knock knock jokes, and they love animal jokes, and things they can relate to. You can also check out my page of jokes for 6-7 year olds, and my long list of 100+ knock knock jokes for kids.
Here are the best jokes for 5 year olds:
Jokes for 5 Year Olds.
What do you call a guy lying on your doorstep?
Matt.
How do bees brush their hair?
They use honeycombs.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they would be Bagels.
What kind of bagels can fly?
A plain bagel!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the stupid person’s house.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
It’s the chicken.
(You can also say To get to the ugly person’s house. Knock knock. Who’s there? BACAAAW)
What do you call a person with no body, and just a nose?
Nobody nose.
What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, in a hole?
Doug.
What do you call a man, no arms, no legs, hanging on the wall?
Art.
What do you call that man’s arms and legs hanging on the wall next to him?
Pieces of art.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in your mailbox?
Bill.
What do you give a sick pig?
Oinkment.
What do you do for a sick pig?
Call a HAmbulance.
Where do you take a sick pony?
Horsepital.
Where do you take a sick duck?
To the Ducktors.
(Then you can finis off with: Where do you take a sick dog? The kid should say Dogtors by now, and then you just say: no the Vet, Sillyđ .)
What’s the strongest animal in the ocean?
The mussel.
What’s Beethovenâs favorite fruit?
Ba-na-na-NAAA.
What does a janitor say when he jumps out of the closet?
Supplies!
What is green and fuzzy, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can kill you?
A pool table.
What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye-deer.
What’s green and says ‘I’m a frog’?
A talking frog.
Whatâs brown and says Iâm a moose?
Me.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles.
Whatâs brown and sticky?
A stick.
Whatâs orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
What did the zero say to the eight?
Nice belt!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, you’re a poo!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Schmelmop.
Schmelmop who?
Ewww!
What kind of cheese isnât yours?
Nacho cheese.
What do you call a pile of cats?
A meow-tain.
Knock knock.
Whoâs there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting coâ
MOO!
Why don’t dinosaurs talk?
Because they’re extinct.
Whatâs ten feet tall, is red, and eats rocks?
A ten foot tall red rock eater.
Whatâs twelve feet tall, is green, and eats grass?
A twelve foot tall green grass eater.
Whatâs sixteen feet tall, is yellow, and eats leaves?
A giraffe.
What’s red and looks like a bucket?
A red bucket.
What do you call a donkey with only three legs?
A wonkey.
What do you call a monkey with a hand grenade?
A baboom.
Pete and Repete were in a boat. Pete fell out. Who was left?
Repete⌠(and then repeat, and so on)
Who stole the soap from the bathroom?
The robber ducky.
What does baby corn say to the mama corn?
Where is popcorn?
Why did the old lady fall into the well?
Because she couldn’t see that well.
What animal do you look like when you get into the bath?
A little bear!
What did one tomato say to the other tomato?
You go ahead and I’ll ketchup.
What did one eye say to the other eye?
Between us, something smells.
Why do bees hum?
Theyâve forgotten the words.
What goes “Ha ha ha…..THUD!”?
A monster laughing his head off.
Why donât polar bears eat penguins?
Because they canât get the wrappers off.
What do you get if you cross a fish with an elephant?
Swimming trunks.
What is red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
What goes âtick, woof, tick woofâ?
A watch dog.
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
Do you want to hear a joke about a pizza?
Never mind, itâs too cheesy!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.
What do kittens like to eat?
Mice cream.
What do you call a gorilla with bananas in its ears?
Anything you like, he canât hear you.
Those are all my favorite silly jokes for 5 year olds đ ! If you know any other good jokes for children in the five to six year age range, then add them in the comment section below.