Dad Jokes about Ancient Egypt for 2025.
This is my latest personally curated list of silly but effective dad jokes for 2025.
Welcome to “Dad Jokes about Ancient Egypt: Pyramids of Puns!”—the only joke list that’s been preserved longer than a pharaoh. I’ve spent ages digging up these groan-worthy treasures, but don’t worry, you won’t need to decode any hieroglyphics to get them. Prepare to laugh so hard your mummy will hear you from the afterlife!
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Why don’t mummies take vacations?
They’re afraid they’ll unravel. -
Why did Cleopatra say believe she was the most beautiful person in the land?
She was in de-Nile! -
What kind of jokes do archaeologists tell?
Ones that dig deep. -
Why did the mummy a terrible singer?
Because it couldn’t carry a tomb. -
Why did the pharaoh get fired from the job?
He was into pyramid-scheming. -
How long does it take to travel down the Nile?
I’m not sure, but it’s a phar-row! -
What do you call an Egyptian document that’s a bit of a mystery?
A puzzled papyrus! -
Why do Egyptians pay for things?
They use sand-banks! -
What do you call a really enthusiastic archaeologist?
Someone who’s digging the dream! -
Why was the mummy the best stand-up comedian in Egypt?
Because it always had the audience in stitches! -
Why was the archaeologist so bad at jokes?
He kept digging up the punchlines. -
How do mummies start their letters?
“Dear cloth-ered friend…” -
What did one pyramid say to the other?
“Don’t be such a square… oh wait, you can’t!” -
How do you know if a mummy’s at a party?
They’re the ones wrapped up in fun. -
Why are pyramids so good at keeping secrets?
Because they’re well-grounded. -
Why did the pharaoh’s tomb get so many visitors?
Because everyone wanted to dig the vibes! -
Why was the Nile always calm?
Because it knew how to go with the flow. -
What’s a mummy’s favorite music genre?
Wrap music. -
Why was the pyramid not going to school?
It already had a solid education. -
What did the Sphinx say after hearing a funny riddle?
“I’m roaring with laughter!” -
Why don’t Egyptians argue about their history?
Because they know it’s set in stone! -
How do you make an ancient Egyptian laugh?
Show them your Sphinx-teresting sense of humor! -
What’s an Egyptian builder’s favorite song?
“Brick House” by The Commodores. -
Why did the ancient Egyptians love cats so much?
Because they were purr-amids of joy. - What do you call a pharaoh who tells tall tales?
A fib-raoh.
We’d love to hear from you! Share your thoughts or drop your favorite joke in the comments below—let’s keep the laughs going! 😄👇
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