Halloween is a time for spooky fun, and what better way to celebrate than with some bone-chilling humor? So, I have compiled a list of the Top 10 Skeleton jokes, ghost jokes, and Halloween jokes for your viewing pleasure 🙂

10 Best Skeleton Jokes

1. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance? He had no body to go with.
2. Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin.
3. What do you call a skeleton who won’t get up in the mornings? Lazy bones.
4. Why don’t skeletons play church music? They don’t have any organs.
5. How did the skeleton know it was going to rain? He could feel it in his bones.
6. What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs.
7. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with.
8. What do you call a skeleton who tells jokes? A rib-tickler.
9. Why did the skeleton go to school? To improve his bone structure.
10. Why do skeletons hate winter? It makes their bones rattle.
11. A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

10 Best Ghost Jokes

1. Why did the ghost go to the bar? For the boos.
2. What do ghosts serve for dessert? I scream.
3. Where do ghosts go on vacation? The Boo-hamas.
4. What do ghosts use to wash their hair? Sham-boo.
5. Why don’t ghosts like rain? It dampens their spirits.
6. What room does a ghost not need in a house? A living room.
7. Why are ghosts bad liars? Because you can see right through them.
8. What do you call a ghost’s true love? His ghoul-friend.
9. How do ghosts stay in shape? They exorcise.
10. What is a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie.

10 Best Halloween Jokes

1. What do you call a haunted chicken? A poultry-geist.
2. Why did the vampire get a job at the blood bank? He wanted to work the graveyard shift.
3. Why don’t mummies take vacations? They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind.
4. What do witches use to keep their hair up? Scare-spray.
5. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
6. What kind of music do mummies listen to? Wrap music.
7. What do you call a lost wolf?A where-wolf
8. Why are vampires so easy to fool? Because they’re suckers.
9. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
10. What do you call two witches living together? Broom-mates.

Know any good jokes about skeletons, or puns or jokes about ghosts? Then add them in the comment section.