Dad Jokes about Animals for 2025.

Animal Dad Jokes for 2025.

This is my latest personally curated list of stupid but funny dad jokes for 2025.

Welcome to my 2025 Wild Dad Jokes About Animals—because nothing says “cool parent” like making the entire zoo wish for earmuffs! These puns are so untamed, even hyenas told me to dial it down. Get ready to laugh so hard you’ll snort louder than a wild boar!

1. What do you call a bear with no ears?
   B.

2. Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
   Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels.

3. What do you call a sleeping bull?
   A bulldozer.

4. What animal needs to wear a wig?
   A bald eagle.

5. What do you call a fish wearing a crown?
   A king salmon.

6. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
   An in-vest-igator.

7. What do you call an illegally parked frog?
   Toad.

8. Why did the duck say bang?
   Because it was a firequacker.

9. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
   A thesaurus.

10. What do you call a pig that practices karate?
    Pork chop.

11. Why do bees have sticky hair?
    Because they use honeycombs.

12. Why was the puppy sitting in the snow?
    He wanted to become a chili dog.

13. Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
    Because they lactose!

14. What’s a cat’s favorite magazine?
    Good Mousekeeping.

15. What do you give a sick bird?
    Tweetment.

16. Why do fish live in salt water?
    Because pepper makes them sneeze.

17. What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
    A pouch potato.

18. Why do elephants never use computers?
    They’re afraid of the mouse.

19. What do you call an owl that does magic tricks?
    Hoodini.

20. What do you call a pile of cats?
    A meowtain.

21. Why don’t oysters donate to charity?
    Because they are shellfish.

22. What do you call a dog magician?
    A labracadabrador.

23. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek?
    Because he was always spotted.

24. What do you call a cat’s favorite color?
    Purr-ple.

25. What do you call an unorganized group of cats?
    A cat-astrophe.

26. How did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?
    It was well armed.

27. How do you catch a squirrel?
    Climb a tree and act like a nut.

28. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
    A gummy bear.

29. What do you call a snake that’s 3.14 meters long?
    A πthon.

30. Why do dogs run in circles?
    Because it’s hard to run in squares.

31. What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
    Bison.

32. Why do lions play cards in the savannah?
    Too many cheetahs.

33. What do you call it when one cow is spying on another?
    A steak-out!

34. How do you make a goldfish age?
    Take away the ‘g’ and it’s oldfish.

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