Australian Dad Jokes for 2025.
This is my latest personally curated list of great dad jokes for 2025.
G’day legends, I’ve rounded up 22 True Blue Aussie Dad Jokes for 2025—guaranteed to make your mates groan louder than a kookaburra at sunrise. Strap yourself in, because these beauties are cheesier than a four-dollar Coles block on special. So crack open a cold one and prepare to roll your eyes harder than a kangaroo dodging traffic!
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What’s an Aussie’s favourite part of a computer?
The lamington drive! -
How do you know if someone’s a true Aussie?
If they like yeast spread on their toast, they Vege-might be. -
What do you call an emu with a sense of humour?
A bird that knows how to crack a good “yolk”! -
Why did the horse attend the Melbourne Cup?
It wanted to “stirrup” some excitement! -
What did one coral say to the other?
“You’re looking a little reefed out!” -
Why did the koala cross the road?
To prove it wasn’t a square bear! -
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course, buildings can’t jump. -
Why don’t koalas carry their babies in strollers?
Because they prefer to grab a euca-lyft. -
Why don’t crocodiles like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it! -
What did the beer say after a long day in the Aussie sun?
“I’m feeling a little ‘hops’ and exhausted!” -
Why does Margot Robbie love Aussie get-togethers?
Because she’s a big fan of the Barbie! -
Why did the didgeridoo like to watch re-runs of Seinfeld?
To find out what did Jerry do. -
What do you call a shark that’s good at math?
A “fin-ancial” advisor! -
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato. -
Why was the Australian snake so good at math?
Because it was an “adder”! -
Why do kangaroos make good footballers?
They’re great at jump-ball! -
What do you call a happy kangaroo?
A “hop-timist”! -
How do you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
One you will see later, the other after a while. -
Why don’t secrets last long in outback Australia?
Because Uluru can’t keep a low profile! -
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?
A stick. -
Why did the magpie eat all of the hors d’oeuvres?
Because it was a little peckish! - Why was the Australian cricket team so good at the game?
Because they always had a “ball”!
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