Welcome to my list of the 150+ most funny knock knock jokes for kids: The Best Knock Knock Jokes, for kids and a few for adults, as well (at the bottom of the page). I have hand-chosen the knock knock jokes, and put my favorite knock knock jokes at the top 😅.
Please add your favorite knock knock joke in the comment section, if you know a good one 😅.
My Favorite Knock Knock Jokes for Kids.
1. Old Lady Knock Knock Joke.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!
(also works with ‘Yoda Lady’)
2. Hawaii Knock knock Joke.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hawaii
Hawaii who?
I’m good. Hawaii you?
3. Doorbell Knock Knock Joke.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doorbell repair man.
4. Interupting Knock Knock Joke.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there
Interrupting cow
Interup…
Mooooo!
5. Car Knock Knock Joke.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there
Cargo
Cargo who?
No, car go ‘toot toot’
6. Poo Knock Knock Joke.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, YOU’RE a poo!
7. Shmellmop Knock Knock Joke.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Shmellmop.
Shmellmop who?
No! I will NOT!
9. Disgusting Knock Knock Joke
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I eat map.
I eat map who?
Oh god, that’s disgusting!
(Disgusting joke, but kids love this one)
10. Pig Knock Knock Joke.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Oink oink.
Oink oink who?
Are you a pig, or an owl?
11. Who Knock Knock Joke.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
Actually, it’s “to whom.”
12. Broken Pencil Knock Knock Joke.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A broken pencil.
A broken pencil who?
Never mind… it’s pointless.
13. Suspense Knock Knock Joke.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Suspense.
Suspense who?
…
14. Daisy Knock Knock Joke.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Daisy.
Daisy who?
Daisy me rollin’, they hatin’…
15. Atch Knock Knock Joke.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Atch
Atch who?
Bless you!
16. Crybaby Knock knock Joke.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Boo
Boo who?
You don’t have to cry, it’s just a joke!
150+ Knock-Knock Jokes:
1. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Somebody too short to ring the doorbell!
2. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Winnie.
Winnie who?
Winnie the Pooh!
3. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s not working!
4. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Juan.
Juan who?
Juan more joke and I’m done!
5. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
Nah, I’m more into almonds.
6. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Arfur.
Arfur who?
Arfur got!
7. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iona.
Iona who?
Iona new toy!
8. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
9. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amarillo.
Amarillo who?
Amarillo nice person.
10. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fanny.
Fanny who?
Fanny more knock-knock jokes?
11. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you’re doing and let me in!
12. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dish is a nice place!
13. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo who?
Glad you’re excited, too!
14. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Rory.
Rory who?
Rory about it later, open up!
15. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Peas.
Peas who?
Peas open the door!
16. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kurtch.
Kirtch who?
God bless you!
17. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Impatient cow.
Impatient cow wh-?
Mooooo!
18. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alex-plain later!
19. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amish.
Amish who?
You’re not a shoe!
20. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get that for me, please!
21. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Roach.
Roach who?
Roach you a text. Did you get it?
22. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us, so open it!
23. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Thermos.
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better way to get to you.
24. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I am.
I am who?
Wait, you don’t know who you are?
25. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Viper.
Viper who?
Viper nose, it’s running!
26. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Says.
Says who?
Says me!
27. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business!
28. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abbot.
Abbot who?
Abbot time you opened the door!
29. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little help right now!
30. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No I’m not!
31. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hal.
Hal who?
Hal will you know if you don’t open the door?
32. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!
33. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Quack.
Quack who?
Quack open the door, it’s me!
34. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alec.
Alec who?
Alectricity. BUZZ!
35. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Schold.
Scold who?
Scold enough out here to go ice skating!
36. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
37. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule never guess who it is!
38. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police let me in, it’s chilly out!
39. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anee.
Anee who?
Anee one you like!
40. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Voodoo.
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are?
41. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Isabel.
Isabel who?
Isabel working?
42. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aliens.
Alien who?
Um, how many aliens do you know?
43. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Thermos.
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better way to get to you.
44. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Radio.
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come!
45. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you!
46. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
CD.
CD who?
CD person on your doorstep?
47. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Quiche.
Quiche who?
Can I quiche you goodnight?
48. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the tub, I’m drowning.
49. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fanny.
Fanny who?
Fanny more knock-knock jokes?
50. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy you looking at me!
51. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yoda.
Yoda who?
Yoda one I’ve been looking for!
52. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any leftovers?
53. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
Hey, you can yodel!
54. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the peep hole and find out!
55. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the sink. I need to use it!
56. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Watson.
Watson who?
Watson TV right now?
57. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anee.
Anee who?
Anee one you like!
58. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abbot.
Abbot who?
Abbot you don’t know who this is!
59. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Otto be a law against bad jokes!
60. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas!
61. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
62. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mustache.
Mustache who?
I mustache you a question.
63. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go
Cows go who?
Cows don’t go who, they go moo!
64. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida sandwich for lunch today.
65. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to keep doing this?
66. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing telling jokes right now? Don’t you have things to do?
67. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abbot.
Abbot who?
Abbot you don’t know who this is!
68. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?
69. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
70. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Finn.
Finn who?
Finn-ish your joke before I laugh!
71. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sadie.
Sadie who?
Sadie magic word and I’ll come in!
72. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you.
73. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe help me get inside?
74. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mustache.
Mustache who?
I mustache you a question.
75. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Otto know. I forgot.
76. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Althea.
Althea who?
Althea later alligator!
77. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the peep hole and find out!
78. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use. The joke is over.
79. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cher.
Cher who?
Cher would be nice if you opened the door!
80. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking for 10 minutes!
81. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Imma.
Imma who?
Imma getting older waiting for you to open up!
82. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police let me in, it’s chilly out!
83. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the tub, I’m drowning.
84. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
Hey, you can yodel!
85. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use. The joke is over.
86. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to keep doing this?
87. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s not working!
88. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Razorgame.
Razor who?
Razor hands, this is a stick-up!
89. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Turnip.
Turnip who?
Turnip the volume, I love this song!
90. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida sandwich for lunch today.
91. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold enough out here to go ice skating!
92. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Otis.
Otis who?
Otis a nice day for a walk!
93. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!
94. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spella.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
95. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I’m good. Hawaii you?
96. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Juicy.
Juicy who?
Juicy who’s knocking?
97. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fanny.
Fanny who?
Fanny more knock-knock jokes?
98. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Razor.
Razor who?
Razor hands, this is a stick-up!
99. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place we can go hang out?
100. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these jokes!
101. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
Nobel…that’s why I knocked.
102. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alice.
Alice who?
Alice fair in love and war.
103. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Let me in! Anita borrow something.
104. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leaf.
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone!
105. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iran.
Iran who?
Iran here. I’m tired!
106. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito. Look, right there!
107. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Some.
Some who?
Maybe some day you’ll recognize me!
108. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone want to let me in?
109. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ira.
Ira who?
Ira member you!
110. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yvonne.
Yvonne who?
Yvonne so many jokes already!
111. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lemon.
Lemon who?
Lemon introduce myself!
112. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Juicy.
Juicy who?
Juicy who’s knocking?
113. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Thermos.
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better way to get to you.
114. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dish is a nice place!
115. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the sink. I need to use it!
116. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yukon.
Yukon who?
Yukon say that again!
117. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe help me get inside?
118. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, I’ve got places to be!
119. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Radio.
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come!
120. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to know!
121. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owls.
Owls who?
Yes, they do!
122. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leon.
Leon who?
Leon me, when you’re not strong!
123. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Turnip.
Turnip who?
Turnip the volume, I love this song!
124. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yeti.
Yeti who?
Yeti another knock-knock joke!
125. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to let me in?
126. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Impatient cow.
Impatient cow wh-?
Mooooo!
127. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy you looking at me!
128. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Viper.
Viper who?
Viper nose, it’s running!
129. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
130. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mustache.
Mustache who?
I mustache you a question.
131. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule never guess who it is!
132. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fanny.
Fanny who?
Fanny more knock-knock jokes?
133. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you!
134. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke.
135. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe come out now?
136. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alfie.
Alfie who?
Alfie terrible if you don’t let me in!
137. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alien.
Alien who?
Um, how many aliens do you know?
138. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Andrew.
Andrew who?
Andrew a picture!
139. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Eugene.
Eugene who?
Eugene a great friend to me!
140. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Cargo beep beep and vroom vroom!
141. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a burger, will you?
142. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sheila.
Sheila who?
Sheila be coming around the mountain!
143. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to keep doing this?
144. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sue.
Sue who?
Sue much to do, so little time.
145. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Penny.
Penny who?
Penny for your thoughts?
146. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tabby.
Tabby who?
Tabby or not tabby, that is the question!
147. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kent.
Kent who?
Kent you tell by my voice?
148. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Quiche.
Quiche who?
Can I quiche you goodnight?
149. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you were home, so here I am!
150. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda hang out later?
151. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these jokes!
Where did Knock Knock Jokes come from (Origin Story).
Knock-knock jokes, in their modern form, became popular in the United States during the early to mid-20th century, especially around the 1930s, when there was a brief “knock-knock” craze that spread through newspapers, radio shows, and social gatherings. The comedic setup, however, has deeper roots:
Shakespeare’s Influence.
One of the earliest literary references sometimes linked to the knock-knock style comes from Shakespeare’s Macbeth (Act 2, Scene 3), in which a drunken porter repeatedly says “Knock, knock” while imagining who might be at the gate. Though this scene doesn’t follow the joke format as we know it, it shows an early example of using “Knock, knock” as a prompt for comedic or dramatic effect.
The most direct ancestors to modern knock-knock jokes surfaced during the 1930s in the United States, where “knock-knock” humor briefly took the country by storm. Newspapers of the era featured columns of “Knock, knock. Who’s there?” bits, and popular radio variety shows would use them as quick fillers or audience-participation gags.
Part of the appeal is the quick, formulaic setup:
“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
Punch line (often playing on words or puns).
This back-and-forth remains easy for people of all ages to join in on and adapt, which explains its longevity. Over time, knock-knock jokes became a staple in children’s joke books and everyday “dad joke” humor, largely because of their simplicity, reliance on puns, and call-and-response style that draws the listener in.
Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Adults.
Ok, I put these at the bottom, so kids don’t run into them. They require some understanding, or may be a little dirty.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dejav.
Dejav who?
Knock, Knock.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scotsman.
An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scotsman who?
An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scotsman walk into the wrong joke setup. The barman says “You shouldn’t be in here!” The Scotsman replies “Well we did knock.”
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hike
Hike who?
Unsuspecting son. Dad waiting with bated breath. Sets the perfect trap.
(Hint: its a Haiku poem.)
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dishes
Dishes who?
Dishes a very bad joke
(This is a very bad joke, Sean Connery accent)
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
The Gestapo
The Gestapo who?
Ve will ask ze questions!
Knock Knock
‚Who‘s there?‘
‚Maya‘
‚Maya who?‘
‚Maya Ha Haa…‘
(Sing the last part)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Dunno
To get to the idiots house!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
The chicken!
Do you know a good knock knock joke? Share it with us in the comment section.
Knock Knock.
who’s there
Colin
Colin who?
Colonization. Just kidding, colonizers don’t knock before coming in.