30+ Funny Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids and Adults in 2026.
Welcome! I have personally curated this list of the funniest and most cringe-inducing Knock-Knock dad jokes for 2026.
Knock knock jokes are always welcome.
Welcome to my 2026 Knock-Knock Dad Joke list! Prepare yourself for maximum eye rolls and perhaps some wheezy groans. These Knock-Knock jokes for kids and adults alike come with a topping of extra cringe, but it doesn´t matter. If you are laughing inside then to hell with your audience đ
Welcome to my latest personally curated list of new, weather and rain jokes for 2025. Hope you like them.
Singing in the rain đ
As the reigning champion of soggy sneakers and umbrella mishaps, Iâve finally compiled the forecast youâve all been dreadingâmy 2025 Dad Jokes About Rain! Prepare to weather a downpour of puns so corny, youâll wish you brought a raincoat for your sense of humor. Grab your galoshes, because these jokes are about to make a splash!
What did the evaporating raindrop say?
Iâm going to pieces!
How can you wrap a cloud?
With a rainbow.
What did the cloud wear to his wedding?
A rain bowtie.
Why do clouds find it hard to make friends?
Theyâre always casting shade.
Why did the cloud stay home?
It was feeling under the weather.
Why did the sun go to school?
To get a little brighter!
Why did the weather want privacy?
It was changing.
Whatâs a kingâs favorite weather?
Hail!
What did one hurricane say to the other hurricane?
I have my eye on you.
How do hurricanes see?
With their eye.
Whatâs a tornadoâs favorite game?
Twister!
Whatâs worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis!
Why did the raindrop get a job?
It wanted to make it pour.
Why did the man use ketchup during the rain?
He wanted to catch up on his reading.
What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?
Thunderwear.
Why do we never trust the weather?
Because itâs always up in the air.
How does the rain tie its shoes?
With a double rainbow.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
What did one raindrop say to the other?
Twoâs company, threeâs a cloud.
Weâd love to hear from you! Drop your thoughts or share your favorite joke in the comments belowâletâs get some laughter going!
This is my latest personally curated list of great beery dad jokes for 2025.
Drink and be merry đ
Hey there, fellow brew-tiful people! In 2025, my dad jokes about beer are so fresh, they come with a best-by date. Grab a cold one and prepare to groan harder than my attempt at brewing IPAâInappropriate Punning Ability!
What did the beer say to the bartender?
âPour me again; Iâm not ready to tap out!â
Why did the beer file a police report?
It got mugged.
Whatâs a beerâs favorite kind of music?
Hip-hops.
Why do beers never get into fights?
Because theyâre always bottled up.
What do you call a beer that loves math?
An ale-gebra.
Why are haunted breweries so popular?
Because of all the spirits.
What did the beer say after a workout?
âThat was brew-tal!â
Why are beers good with music?
Because they know all the bars.
What is a beerâs favorite schoolyard game?
Hops-cotch!
What does a skeleton order at a bar?
A beer and a mop.
Whatâs a beerâs favorite book?
âThe Catcher in the Rye.â
What does beer do when itâs throwing a party?
It brews up some fun.
Weâd love to hear from you! Drop your thoughts or share your favorite joke in the comments belowâletâs spread some smiles together!
Welcome to my latest personally curated list of funny and cringe-inducing Halloweenjokes for 2025.
Fang-tastic Halloween jokes.
Get spooky with these fang-tastic Halloween Dad Jokesâbecause nothing resurrects a groan quite like my sense of humor! I promise these puns are more “boo-tiful” than terrifying, so donât be afraid to laugh until you creak. Put on your pun-kin costume and prepare for some graveyard giggles!
What do you call a haunted chicken?
A poultry-geist!
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin!
Why don’t mummies take vacations?
Because they’re afraid they’ll unwind!
Why did Dracula become a vegetarian?
Because stakes were too high!
How do ghosts wash their hair?
With shamboo!
Whatâs a ghostâs favorite dessert?
I-scream!
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Wrap music!
Why are graveyards so noisy?
Because of all the coffin!
Why did the vampire read the newspaper?
He heard it had great circulation!
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
Because he had no body to go with him!
Whatâs a witchâs favorite subject in school?
Spelling!
Whatâs a monsterâs favorite play?
Romeo and Ghouliet!
Why did the zombie skip school?
He felt rotten!
What room does a ghost not need in their house?
A living room!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite!
How do you fix a broken jack-oâ-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch!
Why do witches ride broomsticks?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!
How do you make a witch itch?
Take away her âWâ.
Why donât vampires have many friends?
Because they are a pain in the neck!
Why did the mummy get a promotion?
He was wrapped up in his work!
Whatâs a ghostâs favorite fruit?
Boo-berries!
What is a witchâs favorite subject in school?
Spelling.
Why do vampires seem sick?
Theyâre always coffin.
What did one candy bar say to the other candy bar?
Iâve got some Twix up my sleeve.
How do you organize a space-themed Halloween party?
You planet.
Where did the college-aged vampire like to shop?
Forever 21.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
Why donât eggs tell jokes?
Theyâd crack each other up.
Give a man a plane ticket, and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 30,000 feet, and heâll fly for the rest of his life. [Ooh, too dark?]
[No answer required.]
Why are spiders so smart?
They can find everything on the web.
Whatâs a vampireâs favorite type of boat?
A blood vessel.
Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house?
Because the ghosts bring all the boos.
What does a zombie vegetarian eat?
GRRRAAAAAIIIINNNNS.
Why didnât the skeleton climb the mountain?
It didnât have the guts.
Why is no one friends with Dracula?
Heâs a pain in the neck.
Ghosts are bad liars.
You can see right through them.
Pumpkin Patch-Up: How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch.
What kind of noise does a witchâs vehicle make?
Brrrroooom brrroooom.
Why donât skeletons ever go trick or treating?
Because they have no body to go with.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
Weâd love to hear from you! Share your thoughts or drop your favorite joke in the comments below â letâs spread some smiles together!
This is my latest personally curated list of silly but effective dad jokes for 2025.
Welcome to my 2025 Thanksgiving Dad Jokes listâthe only thing on the table cornier than Grandmaâs stuffing! Prepare to gobble up some laughs that are guaranteed to make your turkey wish it could fly south. Just donât blame me if these jokes cause an outbreak of eye rolls at dinner!
What did one cranberry say to the other at Thanksgiving dinner?
âWeâre in a jam!â
Why did the family always invite the turkey to dinner?
Because he was always ready to carve out some time for them!
Why did the NASA Thanksgiving parade float break up with the other floats?
It needed space to move on!
Why are autumn leaves so gullible?
Because theyâll fall for anything!
What kind of weather does a turkey like?
Fowl weather!
How did the turkey win the comedy contest?
With its âwing itâ attitude!
What do Thanksgiving and Halloween have in common?
Theyâre both all about gobblinâ⌠just different kinds!
What do you call a Thanksgiving gathering of smart people?
A thinksgiving!
Why donât turkeys run marathons?
Theyâre afraid of getting stuffed!
Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?
Because it had 18 carrots!
How do you open a great Thanksgiving dinner?
With the tur-key!
Why was the turkey asked to join the band?
She was bringing her own drumsticks.
How did the pilgrims bring their cows to America?
On the moo-flower!
What sound does a turkeyâs phone make?
Wing-wing!
Whatâs a turkeyâs favorite dessert?
Peach gobbler!
Whatâs a pilgrimâs favorite kind of music?
Plymouth Rock!
What do you call a ghost turkey?
A poultrygeist.
Weâd love to hear from you! Drop your thoughts or share your favorite joke in the comments belowâletâs spread some laughs together!
This is my latest personally curated list of certified giggle worthy New York-style dad jokes for 2025. I hope you like them.
New New York jokes!!
Welcome to the 2025 collection of Dad Jokes About New York Cityâwhere the humor is as cheesy as a Times Square pizza and the punchlines hit harder than a taxi horn in rush hour. Iâm just a dad trying to make subway commuters smile before reality hits at the next stop. Buckle upâbecause like the L train, these jokes might not always arrive on time, but theyâre guaranteed to take you for a ride!
Why did the Brooklyn Bridge feel underappreciated?
Because it was always getting walked all over.
Why donât pigeons ever leave New York City?
They can wing it anywhere, but the food here is unbeatable!
Whatâs the favorite meal of NYC ghosts?
Boo-berry bagels.
How do you spot a true New Yorker at a pizza place?
They fold their slice with the precision of an origami master.
Whatâs the favorite workout of Wall Street bankers?
The stock market ups and downs â they call it âfinancial cardio.â
Whatâs a pigeonâs favorite kind of pizza in NYC?
Anything with lots of crumbs!
What did the Statue of Liberty say to the tourist?
âIâm not just a statueâIâm your guiding light!â
Why did the Broadway actor bring a pencil to their audition?
They wanted to draw some attention!
Why donât New Yorkers play hide-and-seek?
Because good luck hiding in a city that never sleeps!
Why did the Empire State Building break up with its partner?
It just felt they werenât on the same level.
Whatâs a pretzel vendorâs favorite song?
âTwist and Salt!â
Why donât people in NYC feel the need to talk during movies?
Because the plot twists on the subway are way more dramatic.
We’d love to hear from you! Drop your favorite joke or share your thoughts in the comments belowâlet’s get laughing together! đđ
This is my latest personally curated list of silly but effective dad jokes for 2025.
Welcome to “Dad Jokes about Ancient Egypt: Pyramids of Puns!”âthe only joke list thatâs been preserved longer than a pharaoh. Iâve spent ages digging up these groan-worthy treasures, but donât worry, you wonât need to decode any hieroglyphics to get them. Prepare to laugh so hard your mummy will hear you from the afterlife!
Why donât mummies take vacations?
Theyâre afraid theyâll unravel.
Why did Cleopatra say believe she was the most beautiful person in the land?
She was in de-Nile!
What kind of jokes do archaeologists tell?
Ones that dig deep.
Why did the mummy a terrible singer?
Because it couldnât carry a tomb.
Why did the pharaoh get fired from the job?
He was into pyramid-scheming.
How long does it take to travel down the Nile?
Iâm not sure, but itâs a phar-row!
What do you call an Egyptian document thatâs a bit of a mystery?
A puzzled papyrus!
Why do Egyptians pay for things?
They use sand-banks!
What do you call a really enthusiastic archaeologist?
Someone whoâs digging the dream!
Why was the mummy the best stand-up comedian in Egypt?
Because it always had the audience in stitches!
Why was the archaeologist so bad at jokes?
He kept digging up the punchlines.
How do mummies start their letters?
âDear cloth-ered friendâŚâ
What did one pyramid say to the other?
âDonât be such a square⌠oh wait, you canât!â
How do you know if a mummyâs at a party?
Theyâre the ones wrapped up in fun.
Why are pyramids so good at keeping secrets?
Because theyâre well-grounded.
Why did the pharaohâs tomb get so many visitors?
Because everyone wanted to dig the vibes!
Why was the Nile always calm?
Because it knew how to go with the flow.
Whatâs a mummyâs favorite music genre?
Wrap music.
Why was the pyramid not going to school?
It already had a solid education.
What did the Sphinx say after hearing a funny riddle?
âIâm roaring with laughter!â
Why donât Egyptians argue about their history?
Because they know itâs set in stone!
How do you make an ancient Egyptian laugh?
Show them your Sphinx-teresting sense of humor!
Whatâs an Egyptian builderâs favorite song?
âBrick Houseâ by The Commodores.
Why did the ancient Egyptians love cats so much?
Because they were purr-amids of joy.
What do you call a pharaoh who tells tall tales?
A fib-raoh.
Weâd love to hear from you! Share your thoughts or drop your favorite joke in the comments belowâletâs keep the laughs going! đđ
Jokes for 6-7 Year Olds đ : List of the best funny jokes for kids aged 6 to 7, silly knock knock jokes, animal jokes, corny jokes for kids and some really funny pun jokes.
I have hand-picked the funniest and most appropriate jokes for 6 year olds, and jokes for 7 year old kids. Children at these ages likes silly, corny jokes, and also are capable of understanding and appreciating more complicated puns, and jokes that really surprises them.
Below are the best jokes for 6 year olds. You can also check out my list of the best jokes for 5 year olds (and 4 year olds), and my long list of the best knock knock jokes.
50+ Jokes for 6-7 year old kids. Yeah, lets go!
Jokes for 6-7 Year Olds.
How do you make a sausage roll?
Push it down a hill.
Why did the toilet paper follow it down?
To get to the bottom!
What do you call a pig with three eyes?
Piiig
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea (no-eye-deer)
Why do golfers bring an extra pair of socks to the course?
In case they get a hole in one
Why canât bicycles stand on their own?
Theyâre two tired
My greatest dream in life is to be a millionaire, just like my dad.
His greatest dream was to be a millionaire too
I just bought a set of wind chimes.
So far itâs been a pretty sound investment
What kind of job can you get at a bicycle factory?
Spokesperson
Why did the Raven try to break into the tavern?
Because it was a crow bar
How do you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
You see one later, and one in a while
I heard a rumor about butter, but I donât want to spread it
What baseball player has the shortest commute?
The catcher, he works from home
A slice of apple pie costs $2.50 in Jamaica, $3.75 in Bermuda, and $3.00 in the Bahamas.
Those are the pie rates of the Caribbean
What do you call an ugly dinosaur?
An eyesaur
What kind of doctor just sucks blood from your neck?
Dr. Acula
What do you call a fire at the circus?
In-tents
Did you hear about the monarch who was exactly 12 inches tall?
Terrible king, great ruler
Why are math teachers always so upset?
They have so many problems
Whatâs the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?
Attire
Donât ask me what I know about bonsai trees,
because Iâll tell you âvery littleâ
My wife and I just threw away all of the herbs and spices we don’t use anymore.
Personally, I thought it was a huge waste of thyme
What part of a car needs the most sleep?
The muffler, itâs always exhausted
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Sue
I had a joke about construction for today,
but Iâm still working on it
I got a universal remote control for Christmas.
As I was opening it I thought ‘this changes everything!’
How do subway conductors know where to go?
Training
What does a condiment wizard perform?
Saucery
Why do nurses carry red markers?
In case they need to draw blood
How do you make an octopus laugh?
You give it ten tickles
What do you call a second place trophy in an astronomy contest?
A constellation prize
What do you call a magician who’s lost his magic?
Ian.
Whatâs the best way to watch a fishing tournament?
Live stream
What US state has the smallest drinks?
Mini-soda
Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/4th
Why is the Lego store always crowded?
People are always lined up for blocks
Where do boats go when theyâre sick?
The doc
Why are Saturday and Sunday the strongest days?
All the rest are weekdays
Where do math teachers go on vacation?
Times Square
What do you call a sad fish?
A frownder
What did one tectonic plate say to another when they bumped into each other?
Sorry, my fault
I started doing lunges to stay in shape.
I needed to take a big step forward
What do you call a huge pile of kittens?
A meow-ntain
Why canât bicycles stand on their own?
Theyâre two tired
I used to be addicted to buying soap.
Donât worry, Iâm clean now
I saw a microbiologist yesterday.
He was a lot bigger than I thought he would be
Why wasnât the cactus invited to hang out with the mushrooms?
He wasnât a fungi
Why donât vampires like Taylor Swift?
Because she has bad blood
What kind of tools does Dwayne Johnson use to make greeting cards?
He uses The Rockâs paper scissors
What color is the wind?
Blew
Why did the coffee call the police?
It got mugged
I had a joke about paper today,
but it was tearable
What do you call a company that makes products that are just OK?
A satisfactory
What happens to eggs when you look at them?
They get egg-sighted
Why shouldnât you trust atoms?
Because they make up everything
Did you know that you canât run through a campsite, you can only ran?
Itâs because itâs past tents
What did zero say to eight?
Nice belt
Why did the crab cross the road?
It didnât, it used the sidewalk
Whatâs the best part of any house?
I donât know for sure, but the ceiling is definitely up there
Why are mountains so funny?
Theyâre hill areas
I used to hate facial hair,
but itâs starting to grow on me
What do you call houses that are very polite?
Manors
Why do dragons sleep during the day?
So they can fight knights.
Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
Whatâs red and invisible?
No tomatoes.
Why did the starfish blush?
Because the sea weed.
What’s a foot long and slippery?
A slipper.
How do you organize a space party?
Planet early.
What is yellow and dangerous?
Shark infested custard!
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten (tickles).
What time should you go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty.
Why did the burglar take a shower?
He wanted to make a clean getaway.
How can you tell which rabbit is the oldest?
Look for grey hares.
Where does Tarzan buy his clothes?
At a jungle sale.
When is it bad luck to meet a black cat?
When youâre a mouse.
What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?
Hope itâs Halloween!!
Do you know the joke about the broken pencil?
Nevermind, its pointless.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!
How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut.
Those are all my favorite jokes for 6 year olds and 7 year old kidsđ ! If you know any other good jokes for 6-7 old kids, then please add them in the comment section below.
Jokes for 5 Year Olds đ : List of the best funny jokes for kids aged 5-6, silly knock knock jokes, one liners, animal and Summer, Fall, Winter, and Spring jokes for children-
I have hand-picked the best and most appropriate jokes for 5 year olds. Kids at that age likes silly, noisy, corny knock knock jokes, and they love animal jokes, and things they can relate to. You can also check out my page of jokes for 6-7 year olds, and my long list of 100+ knock knock jokes for kids.
40+ funny jokes for 5 year olds – Lets go!
Here are the best jokes for 5 year olds:
Jokes for 5 Year Olds.
What do you call a guy lying on your doorstep?
Matt.
How do bees brush their hair?
They use honeycombs.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they would be Bagels.
What kind of bagels can fly?
A plain bagel!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the stupid person’s house.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
It’s the chicken.
(You can also say To get to the ugly person’s house. Knock knock. Who’s there? BACAAAW)
What do you call a person with no body, and just a nose?
Nobody nose.
What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, in a hole?
Doug.
What do you call a man, no arms, no legs, hanging on the wall?
Art.
What do you call that man’s arms and legs hanging on the wall next to him?
Pieces of art.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in your mailbox?
Bill.
What do you give a sick pig?
Oinkment.
What do you do for a sick pig?
Call a HAmbulance.
Where do you take a sick pony?
Horsepital.
Where do you take a sick duck?
To the Ducktors.
(Then you can finis off with: Where do you take a sick dog? The kid should say Dogtors by now, and then you just say: no the Vet, Sillyđ .)
What’s the strongest animal in the ocean?
The mussel.
Why don’t dinosaurs talk?
Because they’re extinct.
Whatâs ten feet tall, is red, and eats rocks?
A ten foot tall red rock eater.
Whatâs twelve feet tall, is green, and eats grass?
A twelve foot tall green grass eater.
Whatâs sixteen feet tall, is yellow, and eats leaves?
A giraffe.
What’s red and looks like a bucket?
A red bucket.
What do you call a donkey with only three legs?
A wonkey.
What do you call a monkey with a hand grenade?
A baboom.
Pete and Repete were in a boat. Pete fell out. Who was left?
Repete⌠(and then repeat, and so on)
Who stole the soap from the bathroom?
The robber ducky.
What does baby corn say to the mama corn?
Where is popcorn?
Why did the old lady fall into the well?
Because she couldn’t see that well.
What animal do you look like when you get into the bath?
A little bear!
What did one tomato say to the other tomato?
You go ahead and I’ll ketchup.
What did one eye say to the other eye?
Between us, something smells.
Why do bees hum?
Theyâve forgotten the words.
What goes “Ha ha ha…..THUD!”?
A monster laughing his head off.
Why donât polar bears eat penguins?
Because they canât get the wrappers off.
What do you get if you cross a fish with an elephant?
Swimming trunks.
What is red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
What goes âtick, woof, tick woofâ?
A watch dog.
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
Do you want to hear a joke about a pizza?
Never mind, itâs too cheesy!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.
What do kittens like to eat?
Mice cream.
What do you call a gorilla with bananas in its ears?
Anything you like, he canât hear you.
Those are all my favorite silly jokes for 5 year olds đ ! If you know any other good jokes for children in the five to six year age range, then add them in the comment section below.
Welcome to my list of the 150+ most funny knock knock jokes for kids in 2025: The Best Knock Knock Jokes, for kids and a few for adults, as well (at the bottom of the page). I have hand-chosen the knock knock jokes, and put my favorite knock knock jokes at the top đ .
Please add your favorite knock knock joke in the comment section, if you know a good one đ .
Want knock knock jokes? Here we go!
My Favorite Knock Knock Jokes for Kids.
1. Old Lady Knock Knock Joke.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!
(also works with ‘Yoda Lady’)
2. Hawaii Knock knock Joke.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hawaii
Hawaii who?
I’m good. Hawaii you?
3. Doorbell Knock Knock Joke.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doorbell repair man.
4. Interupting Knock Knock Joke.
Knock, knock.
Whoâs there
Interrupting cow
Interup…
Mooooo!
5. Car Knock Knock Joke.
Knock, knock.
Whoâs there
Cargo
Cargo who?
No, car go ‘toot toot’
6. Poo Knock Knock Joke.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, YOU’RE a poo!
7. Shmellmop Knock Knock Joke.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Shmellmop.
Shmellmop who?
No! I will NOT!
9. Disgusting Knock Knock Joke
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I eat map.
I eat map who?
Oh god, that’s disgusting!
(Disgusting joke, but kids love this one)
10. Pig Knock Knock Joke.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Oink oink.
Oink oink who?
Are you a pig, or an owl?
11. Who Knock Knock Joke.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
Actually, itâs âto whom.â
12. Broken Pencil Knock Knock Joke.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A broken pencil.
A broken pencil who?
Never mind… itâs pointless.
13. Suspense Knock Knock Joke.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Suspense.
Suspense who?
…
14. Daisy Knock Knock Joke.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Daisy.
Daisy who?
Daisy me rollinâ, they hatinâ…
15. Atch Knock Knock Joke.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Atch
Atch who?
Bless you!
16. Crybaby Knock knock Joke.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Boo
Boo who?
You don’t have to cry, it’s just a joke!
More knock knock jokes! Here we go!
150+ Knock-Knock Jokes:
1. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Somebody too short to ring the doorbell!
2. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Winnie.
Winnie who?
Winnie the Pooh!
3. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s not working!
4. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Juan.
Juan who?
Juan more joke and I’m done!
5. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
Nah, I’m more into almonds.
6. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Arfur.
Arfur who?
Arfur got!
7. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iona.
Iona who?
Iona new toy!
8. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
9. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amarillo.
Amarillo who?
Amarillo nice person.
10. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fanny.
Fanny who?
Fanny more knock-knock jokes?
11. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you’re doing and let me in!
12. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dish is a nice place!
13. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo who?
Glad you’re excited, too!
14. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Rory.
Rory who?
Rory about it later, open up!
15. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Peas.
Peas who?
Peas open the door!
16. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kurtch.
Kirtch who?
God bless you!
17. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Impatient cow.
Impatient cow wh-?
Mooooo!
18. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alex-plain later!
19. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amish.
Amish who?
You’re not a shoe!
20. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get that for me, please!
21. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Roach.
Roach who?
Roach you a text. Did you get it?
22. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us, so open it!
23. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Thermos.
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better way to get to you.
24. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I am.
I am who?
Wait, you don’t know who you are?
25. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Viper.
Viper who?
Viper nose, it’s running!
26. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Says.
Says who?
Says me!
27. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business!
28. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abbot.
Abbot who?
Abbot time you opened the door!
29. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little help right now!
30. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No I’m not!
31. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hal.
Hal who?
Hal will you know if you don’t open the door?
32. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!
33. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Quack.
Quack who?
Quack open the door, it’s me!
34. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alec.
Alec who?
Alectricity. BUZZ!
35. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Schold.
Scold who?
Scold enough out here to go ice skating!
36. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
37. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule never guess who it is!
38. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police let me in, it’s chilly out!
39. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anee.
Anee who?
Anee one you like!
40. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Voodoo.
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are?
41. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Isabel.
Isabel who?
Isabel working?
42. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aliens.
Alien who?
Um, how many aliens do you know?
43. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Thermos.
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better way to get to you.
44. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Radio.
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come!
45. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you!
46. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
CD.
CD who?
CD person on your doorstep?
47. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Quiche.
Quiche who?
Can I quiche you goodnight?
48. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the tub, I’m drowning.
49. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fanny.
Fanny who?
Fanny more knock-knock jokes?
50. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy you looking at me!
51. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yoda.
Yoda who?
Yoda one I’ve been looking for!
52. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any leftovers?
53. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
Hey, you can yodel!
54. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the peep hole and find out!
55. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the sink. I need to use it!
56. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Watson.
Watson who?
Watson TV right now?
57. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anee.
Anee who?
Anee one you like!
58. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abbot.
Abbot who?
Abbot you don’t know who this is!
59. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Otto be a law against bad jokes!
60. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas!
61. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
62. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mustache.
Mustache who?
I mustache you a question.
63. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go
Cows go who?
Cows don’t go who, they go moo!
64. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida sandwich for lunch today.
65. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to keep doing this?
66. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing telling jokes right now? Don’t you have things to do?
67. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abbot.
Abbot who?
Abbot you don’t know who this is!
68. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?
69. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
70. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Finn.
Finn who?
Finn-ish your joke before I laugh!
71. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sadie.
Sadie who?
Sadie magic word and I’ll come in!
72. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you.
73. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe help me get inside?
74. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mustache.
Mustache who?
I mustache you a question.
75. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Otto know. I forgot.
76. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Althea.
Althea who?
Althea later alligator!
77. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the peep hole and find out!
78. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use. The joke is over.
79. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cher.
Cher who?
Cher would be nice if you opened the door!
80. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking for 10 minutes!
81. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Imma.
Imma who?
Imma getting older waiting for you to open up!
82. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police let me in, it’s chilly out!
83. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the tub, I’m drowning.
84. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
Hey, you can yodel!
85. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use. The joke is over.
86. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to keep doing this?
87. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s not working!
88. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Razorgame.
Razor who?
Razor hands, this is a stick-up!
89. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Turnip.
Turnip who?
Turnip the volume, I love this song!
90. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida sandwich for lunch today.
91. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold enough out here to go ice skating!
92. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Otis.
Otis who?
Otis a nice day for a walk!
93. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!
94. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spella.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
95. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I’m good. Hawaii you?
96. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Juicy.
Juicy who?
Juicy who’s knocking?
97. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fanny.
Fanny who?
Fanny more knock-knock jokes?
98. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Razor.
Razor who?
Razor hands, this is a stick-up!
99. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place we can go hang out?
100. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these jokes!
101. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
NobelâŚthat’s why I knocked.
102. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alice.
Alice who?
Alice fair in love and war.
103. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Let me in! Anita borrow something.
104. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leaf.
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone!
105. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iran.
Iran who?
Iran here. I’m tired!
106. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito. Look, right there!
107. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Some.
Some who?
Maybe some day you’ll recognize me!
108. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone want to let me in?
109. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ira.
Ira who?
Ira member you!
110. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yvonne.
Yvonne who?
Yvonne so many jokes already!
111. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lemon.
Lemon who?
Lemon introduce myself!
112. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Juicy.
Juicy who?
Juicy who’s knocking?
113. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Thermos.
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better way to get to you.
114. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dish is a nice place!
115. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the sink. I need to use it!
116. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yukon.
Yukon who?
Yukon say that again!
117. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe help me get inside?
118. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, I’ve got places to be!
119. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Radio.
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come!
120. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to know!
121. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owls.
Owls who?
Yes, they do!
122. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leon.
Leon who?
Leon me, when you’re not strong!
123. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Turnip.
Turnip who?
Turnip the volume, I love this song!
124. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yeti.
Yeti who?
Yeti another knock-knock joke!
125. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to let me in?
126. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Impatient cow.
Impatient cow wh-?
Mooooo!
127. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy you looking at me!
128. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Viper.
Viper who?
Viper nose, it’s running!
129. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
130. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mustache.
Mustache who?
I mustache you a question.
131. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule never guess who it is!
132. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fanny.
Fanny who?
Fanny more knock-knock jokes?
133. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you!
134. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke.
135. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe come out now?
136. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alfie.
Alfie who?
Alfie terrible if you don’t let me in!
137. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alien.
Alien who?
Um, how many aliens do you know?
138. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Andrew.
Andrew who?
Andrew a picture!
139. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Eugene.
Eugene who?
Eugene a great friend to me!
140. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Cargo beep beep and vroom vroom!
141. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a burger, will you?
142. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sheila.
Sheila who?
Sheila be coming around the mountain!
143. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to keep doing this?
144. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sue.
Sue who?
Sue much to do, so little time.
145. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Penny.
Penny who?
Penny for your thoughts?
146. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tabby.
Tabby who?
Tabby or not tabby, that is the question!
147. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kent.
Kent who?
Kent you tell by my voice?
148. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Quiche.
Quiche who?
Can I quiche you goodnight?
149. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you were home, so here I am!
150. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda hang out later?
151. Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these jokes!
Where did Knock Knock Jokes come from (Origin Story).
Knock-knock jokes, in their modern form, became popular in the United States during the early to mid-20th century, especially around the 1930s, when there was a brief âknock-knockâ craze that spread through newspapers, radio shows, and social gatherings. The comedic setup, however, has deeper roots:
Shakespeareâs Influence.
One of the earliest literary references sometimes linked to the knock-knock style comes from Shakespeareâs Macbeth (Act 2, Scene 3), in which a drunken porter repeatedly says âKnock, knockâ while imagining who might be at the gate. Though this scene doesnât follow the joke format as we know it, it shows an early example of using âKnock, knockâ as a prompt for comedic or dramatic effect.
The most direct ancestors to modern knock-knock jokes surfaced during the 1930s in the United States, where âknock-knockâ humor briefly took the country by storm. Newspapers of the era featured columns of âKnock, knock. Whoâs there?â bits, and popular radio variety shows would use them as quick fillers or audience-participation gags.
Part of the appeal is the quick, formulaic setup:
âKnock, knock.â
âWhoâs there?â
Punch line (often playing on words or puns).
This back-and-forth remains easy for people of all ages to join in on and adapt, which explains its longevity. Over time, knock-knock jokes became a staple in childrenâs joke books and everyday âdad jokeâ humor, largely because of their simplicity, reliance on puns, and call-and-response style that draws the listener in.
…and some funny knock knock jokes for adults…
Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Adults.
Ok, I put these at the bottom, so kids don’t run into them. They require some understanding, or may be a little dirty.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dejav.
Dejav who?
Knock, Knock.
Knock knock.
Whoâs there?
An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scotsman.
An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scotsman who?
An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scotsman walk into the wrong joke setup. The barman says âYou shouldnât be in here!â The Scotsman replies âWell we did knock.â
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hike
Hike who?
Unsuspecting son. Dad waiting with bated breath. Sets the perfect trap.
(Hint: its a Haiku poem.)
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dishes
Dishes who?
Dishes a very bad joke
(This is a very bad joke, Sean Connery accent)
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
The Gestapo
The Gestapo who?
Ve will ask ze questions!
Knock Knock
âWhoâs there?â
âMayaâ
âMaya who?â
âMaya Ha HaaâŚâ
(Sing the last part)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Dunno
To get to the idiots house!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
The chicken!
Do you know a good knock knock joke? Share it with us in the comment section.
Knock Knock.
who’s there
Colin
Colin who?
Colonization. Just kidding, colonizers don’t knock before coming in.
